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  1. Summary

    A series of loosely connected fics based on Hart of Dixie, largely canon-compliant.

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    I love JJK but I need a little bit of happiness in my life and Gege is giving me none of that, so here are random JJK AU's where life doesn't hurt so much. Not connected unless I mark as otherwise.

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    Snapshots on how the Cameron family is made, destroyed, and rebuilt.

    picture-perfect: 3 part series AU on what would've happened if Wheezie were more involved in s2 and if Rafe had seen his father trying to kill Sarah. 1/3 incomplete.

    dollhouse: one-shot on the Cameron's pre-canon. Unpublished.

    stay gold: Wheezie's take on the recovery of the Cameron family, post 'picture-perfect'. Unpublished, possible 3-5 chapters.

    To be updated as things pan out.

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    conflict incites conflict, speak wisely for even the stones listen.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    "I will stay."
    Murtagh's promise to Nasuada is not in The Ancient Language. It isn't even a proper oath. But it binds him as firmly as any oath he's ever sworn. A brutalised rider of a brutalised dragon, in a brutalised nation, all of them trying to work out how to exist in a world after Galbatorix. Why does this promise so bind Murtagh?
    You know why.

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    This is a story about redemption, forgiveness, and restoration. It is a story of hope.

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    Paolini left the end of the book Murtagh as a classical romance set up. It would be a crime not to use it.

    Picks up a matter of days after the end of canon as it stands in late 2025. Intended almost as the next book in the series. Word count will be 145K when fully posted.

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    27 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Eragon and Brom come across a slave market in Tierm, where Brom recognizes the dark-haired young man that is up for sale.

    Alternate-Universe where Murtagh ran away from Galbatorix just after he turned 16, was caught, and was sold into slavery by the King as punishment.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    When the BAU is called in to track an unsub that's going on a killing spree spanning 3 states, they're expecting a rapidly devolving psychopath. What they get instead is a wise-cracking vigilante on a mission. Are they ready for the Red Hood? And is the Red Hood ready for them?
    AKA:
    “Okay,” Jason muttered to himself, shifting the car into drive. “Just a couple’a dumb feds. Nothing to worry about.”

    [Note: This work is completely written! I'll be posting the next chapters on Wednesday and Friday.]

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    23 Jun 2026

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    "Damian, are they making ‘your mom’ jokes?”

    “I feel bad for Wayne. If some whore dumped her creepy kid onto me I'd just leave the country.”

    “Yes,” Damian says. “They are.”

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    20 Jun 2026