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    Meoweth We Cometh Home by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    10 Mar 2021

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    "Oh," Bald Man wheezes, "I'm sorry-" he doesn't sound sorry- "I just couldn't help it." 

    I'm sure you couldn't, Shouto thinks, a low hiss escaping between his teeth (fangs?). Asshole.

    The thief continues, at least still trapped within Shouto's ice, upper half shaking from both the cold and his strange, delusional glee. His nose looks especially deformed from Shouto's new perspective.

    "It's just, you looked so much like a wary, cute little kitten."

    Shouto bristles, feeling a little sick to be called cute by a baked potato in jean shorts. Goddamn jorts. He can physically feel all the little hairs rise from his body- it is a strange feeling. 

    Shouto is relieved when the police shows up, though he doesn't relax, instead twisting to look as two policeman stares at the half frozen, laughing egg, stares Shouto's clothes and phone, then meet the gaze of a heterochronic cat that looks suspiciously like one Todoroki Shouto. 

     

    In which Todoroki turns into a cat, that is all. Oh and he has a crush, two actually, but one is significantly more serious than the other.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    if this is a romcom, kill the director by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 絶対BLになる世界 VS 絶対BLになりたくない男 | Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai Vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko (Manga)  

    05 Apr 2022

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    Katsuki can only take so many confessions from every guy he knows before he wises up to the fact that the universe is trying to make him its de facto BL protagonist.

    Unfortunately for the universe, Katsuki does not give a shit about predestination.

    Unfortunately for Katsuki, the universe does not give a shit about free will.

    This is not going to be pretty.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    a lesson in unloneliness by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    14 Sep 2020

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    “Don’t you have better things to do than flirt with some stranger you met at the hospital, pretty boy?” (Shouto’s father is dying, his sister is delusional, and his brother is nowhere to be found. So no, not really.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    An ode to Shane Hollander’s masculinity by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    08 May 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Modern Lockets by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    12 May 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    01 Jun 2026