oldmannapping
Fandoms
- Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics) (17)
- Batman (Comics) (12)
- Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics) (12)
- Batman - All Media Types (11)
- DCU (Comics) (10)
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On The Record by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
07 May 2026
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Bernard and Roy start a TikTok page. Red Hood reads thirst tweets. Nightwing is a troll. Roy gets candid.
Gotham isn't prepared.
(Part of my Networking series which fleshes out a Roy-Bernard-Jason friendship, but can easily be read as a standalone)
Series
- Part 9 of Networking
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Three Reids and a Matthew Walk Into A Bullpen... by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Matthew Gray Gubler - The Unauthorised Documentary
07 May 2026
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Three Reids and a Matthew walk into a bullpen.
The universe tries not to implode.
(Not RPF.)
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The Reids looked at each other.
“This is incredible,” said the younger Reid. “Everything I’ve read about time travel suggests that we should be very careful about what you touch and how you interact with this dimension, because your atoms are unstable and even the slightest wrong move could cause the universe to collapse.”
He said this matter-of-factly as both Reids reached their fingers towards each other.
“Don’t!” shouted Hotch and Morgan. JJ gasped. Elle and Gideon looked intrigued.
Two long, thin index fingers met.
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Reid is kidnapped. A body is found, mutilated beyond recognition, wearing Reid's clothes and carrying his beloved satchel. The team mourns.
Reid, very much alive, saves himself.
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This unsub clearly hadn’t done his research before picking Spencer Reid to abduct. He might be the youngest and least-experienced FBI agent, with the worst hand-to-hand skills and a barely-there firearms qualification…
But he was also their only magician.
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Admittedly, drawing the unsub's attention to himself was less than ideal, but Reid could hardly sit back and let JJ or Prentiss be targeted instead.
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After Hankel, Reid is self-sacrificing to the point of being self-destructive. The team hates it.
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Bad things happen to Spencer Reid, but he's a badass and can handle it. Right?
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BAU Team: Please stop being so self-sacrificing.
Reid: Instructions unclear. Did you mean, hurl myself at danger?or:
The team is captured by sexual sadists. Reid decides he's the most expendable team member.
Recent series
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Spencer Reid is Not Autistic (he just ticks all the boxes) by oldmannapping
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV)
03 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 42,714
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 15
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Networking by oldmannapping
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
07 May 2026
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Bernard Dowd & Roy Harper isn't a tag, and this series is an effort to fix that.
- Words:
- 55,983
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 431
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The Truth by oldmannapping
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
19 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 10,064
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 177
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They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.
Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
J.J. Boizeau: no
Lawrence Olsson: no
Gilbert Comeau: no
Petro Andropov: no
Matty Wilson: no
Cam Stedlund: no
Albert Schneider: no
Aleks Miitka: no
Georges Gagnon: no
Patrice Drapeau: no
Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,955
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 1,645
- Kudos:
- 14,553
- Bookmarks:
- 2,608
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Bookmarked by oldmannapping
14 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The most incredible thing I've ever read. So fucking funny. Wish it was longer
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 71,911
- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by oldmannapping
14 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Leaked texts and supportive media and fans. Great thorough realistic story.
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the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.
These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.
All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.
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Bookmarked by oldmannapping
06 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Social media, seriousness, silliness. My absolute favourite flavour.
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He forced himself to forget the way Ethan used to kiss him, hands tangled in his hair and eyelashes fluttering against his cheek. He forced himself to forget the way that Ethan would hold him in his twin bed in their tiny flat off campus all those years ago. He didn't, couldn't, remember the way Ethan had made him feel.
After all, they're just friends, and friends don't think like that.
Or; Spencer is a profiler, so he should really know if he's dating someone or not.
Series
- Part 1 of When We Were Young
Bookmarked by oldmannapping
17 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Truly the best representation of autistic dating confusion I've ever read.
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“It's okay. You're just nervous.” She leaned in again, stopping when her lips brushed his. “Just relax.”
The press of her mouth against his chased away any other protests. JJ was pretty, and he liked her. And she seemed to like him, too. He would be foolish to turn her away.
Right?
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A sober Spencer brings a drunk JJ home, where she invites him in for a drink. Or rather, she invites him in and gets him drunk. And then starts pushing the boundaries.
Series
- Part 1 of CM Kink Bingo 2024