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[PODFIC] Hitting the High C's by Baby_kraken, bewareofitalics, Cait_does_Podfics, chokedbyanangel (little_seahorse), Djapchan, Ecchima, florence_pods (florence_after_midnight), fullofhope137, LoopyDangerFrog, Meomyr Pods (Meomyr), offsammich, PilotPiratePods, TillyChMo, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (cheesecake3), with (Literarion), with (Tipsy_Kitty) for bewareofitalics
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Aug 2025
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High school drama star Edward Teach is ready to give up on acting, until he meets a transfer student doing something new: a musical.
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Podfuckery: Endings & Beginnings by offsammich, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is the Podfuckery narrated by yourgentlemanpirate and written by offsammich.
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- Part 18 of Podfuckery 2024
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Podfuckery: The Corpse Tripped at Midnight by offsammich, smallestchurch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2024
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There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is The Podfuckery narrated by offsammich and written by smallestchurch.
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- Part 3 of Podfuckery 2024
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In which Ed and Stede and their (!) ten (!!) dogs take an unhinged and perhaps ill-advised roadtrip in a dog bus.
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- Part 2 of assorted dog jobs extended universe
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The office hosts a baby shower.
(An Office AU written for the AUgust day 5 prompt: Any TV Show)
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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Armed with the past, and the will, and a brick by SatsumaSegments
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 May 2026
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‘Listen to me carefully. You have two choices.’ Rozanov’s voice is low, dripping with a dangerous calmness. ‘You can look me in the eye and tell me that you want me to leave. If you tell me you don’t want this, you don’t want me, you’re not interested, I will walk out now. You will go to your girlfriend. I will go out and find someone else for tonight, touch them, kiss them, fuck them. I will block your phone number. There will be no more texts. We will not speak again. We will never fuck again. I will move on. I will forget about you.
‘Or,’ Rozanov continues, ‘you can accept that this is what you want. What you need. What you are. You will get on your knees and take what I have to give you. You will do as you’re told. You will be a good little slut and beg me for more and let me remind you who you actually belong to. I will fuck you until you cry and you will thank me for it. I will make you come on my cock until you can’t even remember your girlfriend’s fucking name.’
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Ed moved to this small, nowhere bit of beach town to get away from his life and get back in touch with himself— whoever the fuck that is, anyways— so the absolute very last thing he ever expects to see in his local-turned-personal-favorite hole in the wall pub is his ex husband.
Or for said ex husband to come up to him to say hi, talk, and catch up.
Fuck.
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There's something Ed wants to try. Stede has... concerns.
Bookmarked by offsammich
04 Jul 2025
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Stede asks Ed to help educate him on pirate sexual relationships, as "co-captains".
Ed says yes.
This is a great idea and no one has any problems or unexpressed feelings.
And then they fuck.
Bookmarked by offsammich
07 Jun 2025
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Stede has always been Ed’s.
Well, technically, there was the brief pointless time before he’d met her. But as much as Stede cared to remember, as much as he found worth considering, as long as Stede had been anyone, he’d been Ed’s.
Certainly not romantically.
With her the crown princess, and he a simple knight, certainly not.
But still.
He was hers.Bookmarked by offsammich
01 Jun 2025