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    "Holy shit!" Chim chokes, spitting coffee all over the shirt Buck just changed into.

    "Aw c'mon man," Buck sighs, but Chim isn't looking at him. He's staring out the engine bay doors, his face slack with shock as he points weaking at something behind Buck.

    "Eddie's kissing the hot nurse in the parking lot."

    "What hot nurse??" Buck whips around.

    He expects to find some petite woman with smooth brown hair and neat scrubs plastered to Eddie's front. What he finds instead is a very tall, very hot man cradling Eddie's face, titling it upwards into a kiss that looks gentle and earnest, his other hand splayed large and confident against Eddie's waist.

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    Buck loses his goddamn mind after seeing Eddie and Ian kiss. Eddie has no idea what's going on. Until he does.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Shane shouldn't care about what the Centaurs have to say about sex life years into marriage. They say it's normal for it to get boring, and he can't help but disagree with how far from the truth that statement is.

    Until he sees Ilya laughing with Haas about it. That's when he starts to spiral.

     

    or: Shane thinks Ilya finds their sex life boring. Ilya thinks he's insane. They fuck about it.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Shane becomes increasingly convinced that something is wrong when his usually intense sex life with Ilya suddenly slows down. With no clear explanation and plenty of time to spiral, he jumps to the worst conclusions about being unwanted and boring. What if he just talked to his husband instead?

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Happy Sub Top Ilya Week

    Ilya wakes up horny in the night, Shane lets him fuck him but Just the Tip.

    Or: Just the Tip, Sub Top Ilya Rozanov, Edging and Sexual Overestimation all in one fic. This is self-indulgent pwp.

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    20 Jun 2026