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You don't always have the time to keep an eye on her on the field – you work diligently as well, as orders are meant to be followed – but Dante instructed, "Meursault - make sure Don Quixote doesn't go too far," so that needs to be done as well. You're large and quiet and obedient; she is far from any of that, so perhaps that is a reason to believe that you're able to keep her on a leash. You don't think you can. But you try anyway.
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Your name is KADMOS HALLEY.
For the past five days, you have been the only living being in a 173.2 lightyear radius.
You cradle a corpse in your arms.
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DIRK TAKES A PISS (Now in Technicolor!) by golgothanTerror (oblivionyellow)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jun 2021
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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. -- Blah blah blah, exposition, exposition -- Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
(THIS TIME IN COMIC FORM. Don't worry, the dick is pixelated.)
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For the first thirteen years of your life, you lived alone on a concrete island in the remains of a post-intergalactic war Earth.
For the past three years of your life, you have lived inside a pair of glasses.
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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
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Jake English waking up sore and alone on a cold floor is not a strange occurrence for him as of late. The ethereal beam of light and sluggishly churning floor is new, but he's woken up in stranger places.
If circumstances were better he'd probably have something shocked and relevant to say about this strange landscape he's found himself in, but circumstances are in fact legendarily shit right now.
(A comic fic where Jake English gets rights)
Bookmarked by oblivionyellow
06 Jun 2021
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in whatever place, there is quiet by humanoidtyphoon
Fandoms: Original Work, ATV Cinematic Universe
22 Feb 2021
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A (very brief) canon divergent character study of Dimitri and Sascha, if they were given the chance to grow up together, in a world where everything could be okay.
Bookmarked by oblivionyellow
01 Jun 2021
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you know you'll always be my valentine by humanoidtyphoon
Fandoms: Original Work, ATV Cinematic Universe
22 Feb 2021
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r/relationships: what do you do if you (28nb) run into the guy (28m) who hardcore rejected you under the blooming cherry blossom trees in the school courtyard 10 years ago but neither of you have had any constructive character development?
OR: Sascha and Yuto have some making up (and making out?) to do, but it's never very easy for these two, is it?

