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I'm An Idiot - Sincerely, Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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idiotic
/ɪdɪˈɒtɪk/ adjective
very stupid.As simple as that definition is, it seemed to apply to Peter a little too accurately when it came to hiding his identity. But! It wasn't his fault he was bad at lying - he was simply a good person (and Ned was just as bad). Or that he would unintentionally use his powers in public - you try being a mutant for a day!
Throwing himself out of a window in front of his entire class, however... was a little harder to excuse.
Alternatively,
Five times Peter wasn't too great at hiding his identity and the one time he really fucked up.
(Slow updates)
Series
- Part 3 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 2 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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“It’s just-” she breathed out before steeling herself, “Whenever I begin to try and tell someone about her lies she just- just pops up out of nowhere! It doesn’t matter if I’m in class or the locker rooms or- or in the toilets, and it’s been happening way too often to be some weird coincidence so I feel like she’s... done something.”
“Hmm... You really think so?” Adrien said as he directed his gaze towards Lila.
Or,
Lila goes entirely too far when attempting to keep her lies a secret so Adrien and Marinette can only do one thing.
Take her down.
Ft. Sleuthing (with a sprinkle of the Ladynoir dynamic as civilians), Lila getting slapped in the face, and the entire school witnessing her oh-so-sweet downfall.
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Of Horse Girls And Cucumber Milk by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
05 Apr 2021
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“It wasn't that bad,”
“Ned, she called herself a developing horse,”
“Yeah, but you like horses!”
“She’s not a-” for what felt like the tenth time today, Peter sighed.
"I hate my life"
"At least you have me!"
"I hate my life"
"Hey-"
Or
Midtown's resident horse girl has a crush on our awkward web-slinger, and takes it upon herself to sit next to him at lunch, essentially making his life hell
Series
- Part 2 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 1 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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How to be a Dumbass 101 by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
26 Dec 2020
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"It's ketchup!... Y-yeah." Ned exclaimed.
"Peter" Mr Harrington sighed, running a hand down his face "Whose blood is that?"
Or,
Peter gets blood on him whilst crime-fighting, and his classmates are worried about him until they realise it's not his
Series
- Part 1 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
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Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way by oasiselli
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
24 Oct 2025
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Peter just being absolutely done with life (no, he's not depressed - he's just a teenager)
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Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
24 Oct 2025
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a series of unconnected one-shots of Peter being an absolute mess
ft. Ned, MJ and (more often than not) his classmates
and no its not discontinued i just have way too much school work and an inability to manage my time
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He jumps down from the counter with a humph, brushing down his trunks to busy his hands. “I could’ve done that myself, you know,” he says, rolling his eyes.
“Yeah? Why’d you sit so still for me then?”
Unable to think of an answer, Jungwon whips around to walk away before Jay could see the blush creeping up on his face. Something he noticed that he had to do a lot these past few days.
Jungwon doesn’t have to look back to know that Jay has a huge grin on his lips. “You’re welcome, Jungwonie!” He calls out, to which he scoffs.
(or, jungwon doesn't like jay at all -- too bad they have to share a bed on the groupchat's surf trip...)
Bookmarked by oasiselli
17 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
AWWW i loved this
perfect level of burn(?) / pacing of their relationship, 10/10 flirting and teasing and funny fr
so well-written and the summer beach vibes were tewwww good
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“You want me to join,” Jay uttered, “a Burning Rivalry lookalike competition?”
“Yeah, look!” Jake said, holding up his phone. On the screen was an Instagram post from some sketchy looking account that flashed the words LOOKING FOR OUR SEAN AND ISAIAH!
“Jake,” he sighed. “I’m not doing that.”
“Why not?” Jake had the audacity to almost look offended.
“Um, the better question is, why would I?”
(in which: jay joins a heated rivalry lookalike competition for the money and instead finds the shane to his ilya)
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It’s the Best Day of Ned’s Life (This is Not True for Anyone Else) by candlemouse
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Nov 2024
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When terrorists take over Midtown and take the students hostage, the Avengers respond—in doing so, they learn a lot more about Tony’s intern and his friends.
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Bookmarked by oasiselli
01 May 2026
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Text Message Skin (similar to IOS messages with scrolling!) by miscellaneous_misty
Fandoms: No Fandom, 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
24 Mar 2026
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A tutorial for a workskin that allows you to make text messages that look similar to IOS messages.
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- Part 1 of Misty's Texts
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“We could fake fuck.”
“Fake fuck?” Sunoo repeats.
“Yeah.” Sunghoon shrugs. “When he’s about to come home, let’s just lock ourselves in my room and start making really loud sex noises. Maybe he’ll take the hint and realize how thin the walls are.”
Sunghoon and Sunoo both like their other roommate just fine. But what they don’t like is having to listen to him and his girlfriend have obnoxiously loud sex whenever she comes to visit. So, they come up with a plan to make their roommate realize just how loud he is. Things don’t exactly go according to plan.