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Efference Copy (OR: ONE MAN UNFUCKS EVERYTHING) by nowatchdog
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2025
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There’s something scratching at the inside of Shen Qingqiu’s brain; a dog, perhaps.
Then: Yes, a dog, as the image takes form.
A mutt of some kind, scratching at the threshold. Something scraping — a low keen settled at the base of the skull, all too vividly imagined with the rasp of sheathed claws for accompaniment; the sound of something desperately trying not to be unnoticed.
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Somewhere, the dog whimpers.
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What do you get when two things fuse together, and neither-both-of-them die?OR: OR:
How One Man Bites It, Doesn’t Even Get Reborn, And Still Manages to Unfuck Everything.
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Scaled and Spiraling: I Transmigrated Into WHAT? by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2026
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Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!
When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?
After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.
Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!
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- Part 1 of Winged and Winging It [Svsss Dragons]
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2026
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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13 Jan 2025
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chapter 15 SO FUCKING GOOD 😭 😭 😭
But still, he lies awake for longer than he should, remembering the night Ming Fan had snuck into the woodshed and spent the night there with him. He wishes, desperately, that he could have that again. Just once, just one more time, so that he’ll properly appreciate it.
Just one more time, over and over again, forever and ever.
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A voice in my head calling out to me by somethingsomething934
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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From the moment that Hermione had discovered the world of witchcraft and wizardry, she had been fascinated about each new thing she learnt. Spells, potions, creatures, flying, it was all beyond her wildest dreams.
But what fascinated her the most were soulmates. Because of course, in a world full of magic, soulmates were also a thing.
Soulmates shared an intrinsic bond which went deeper than anything else that Hermione had ever read about, and the romantic in her dreamed of the day that she would turn 15 and meet her soulmate.
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06 Jun 2026
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CH11, extremely charming and well designed conceptually
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When 11-year-old Tom Riddle finally arrives at Platform 9 and ¾, he meets fifth-year Prefect Harry Evans, a Muggleborn Slytherin at the top of his year. Harry is everything that Tom wants to be—Harry knows exactly what it’s like to be special, intelligent, and have no one understand you…
Harry Potter, who has de-aged himself and gone back in time in order to guide Tom onto the right path, may find that his efforts to win Tom over have worked a little too well.
Translation in Turkish available!
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- Part 1 of duplicity's Shorter Works
- Part 1 of duplicity's One-Shots
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03 Jun 2026
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When Snape brushes off James Potter's attempt to make amends, James makes a game out of winning the Slytherin's forgiveness. Instead of giving him some peace of mind, however, the game causes his feelings toward his once rival to spiral out of control in a direction he never anticipated.
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31 May 2026
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“… He was more trusting, like the questions under Veritaserum had eased his anxiety, but he also shut down when James touched him or flirted with him. Which wouldn’t have been weird if Severus had gotten up and left during his lengthy ‘tactile’ monologue. But that wasn’t the case. He’d left when he found out James could illegally transfigure himself into a deer, and James couldn’t figure out why that would make Severus uncomfortable around him. Unless he had an intense fear of antlers?“