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My Boy (Twin Fantasy) by nothingweird
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, DDT Pro-Wrestling, 新日本プロレス | New Japan Pro-Wrestling
30 Aug 2019
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Kenny decides to be brave and ask Kota out over the phone. Or Kenny has been and always will be proudly queer, and also he really wants to kiss Ibushi Kota.
Sounds in the night: tired sighs through a broken phone.
In your light, in your life, I will never feel alone.
All I say, all I do is for you.
Only you, only you, only you.
-(O) Only You by Painted Zeros -
Dreamy Bruises by nothingweird
Fandoms: Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy, Voyná i mir | War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
28 Aug 2017
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Anatole and Dolokhov decide to spend the last night of spring vacation smoking weed, which Anatole is bad at. Dolokhov offers to shotgun him, which naturally leads to sex. Anatole feels like their friends with benefits situation is constantly on the verge of falling apart.
(with small features from: Jewish!Balaga, Slivovitz, and cuddling)
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Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.
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11 Jan 2023
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As the Raven Follows the Wolf by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Sep 2020
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It starts off as your average romantic fairy-story: A Dwarrow prince and his lover are cursed by a pretender to the throne, forced to spend a decade wandering the wilds in search of a way to break the spell. But just as Smaug gets ready to consolidate his power within Erebor, a possible cure presents itself, and Dwalin and Thorin are in a rush to get home. However, getting into the mountain unnoticed is far from easy.
Neither is getting out of it, for that matter.
Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit thief from the Shire, is the only being in living memory to have escaped Erebor's dungeons alive. While he wants nothing more than to be able to make his way home, his plans are fouled when he accidentally crosses paths with a mysterious battle-scarred warrior and his peculiar blue-eyed raven. To make matters worse, he's being plagued by strange dreams involving a terrifying black wolf and the beautiful Dwarf who cares for it.
Things soon get complicated, and Bilbo, Thorin, and Dwalin soon find that things are never as simple as they seem, and that home as a concept is thoroughly what you make of it.
[The Dwagginshield medium-burn Ladyhawke (1985) AU that absolutely nobody asked for, but here you go]
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16 Aug 2020
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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22 Jan 2020
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God's Gonna Cut You Down by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Aug 2020
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Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.
[A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]
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02 Sep 2019
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all i need, darling, is a life in your shape by deadgreeks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.
However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.
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