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Wilmon meet at a party—things ensue
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“Not now, baby. I’ve been meaning to finish this book for weeks.”
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- Part 3 of Off My Mind
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“Hi.” The man says looking back at Simon, clearly checking him out. I take back every bad thing I said about you God, thank you.
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Simon meets Wilhelm at a club.
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- Part 1 of Off My Mind
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Simon goes back to the club
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- Part 2 of Off My Mind
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smut lol established relationship
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Harry Potter is exhausted, haunted by the media, and somehow more socially anxious than ever. The war never came, but he’s still stuck in the middle of everything—The Chosen One, The Liar, The Symbol. He’s tired of being looked at. Tired of being looked through.
When eighth year begins, he flees to the Room of Requirement to escape it all. It’s quiet there. Safe. Until it isn’t—until Draco Malfoy shows up. They agree to ignore each other, which goes about as well as you’d expect.
Includes: magical shenanigans, a snake named Thistle, thestral babies, inappropriate uses of Parseltongue, cozy chaos, smutty smut and angsty angst, and two idiots falling in love.
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Bookmarked by notfake
25 Jun 2026
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wave your hands in the air like you just don't care by ginsoakedheart (olderbynow)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
28 Apr 2026
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You’re a baby hacker and Penelope has convinced the FBI that they should let you intern with her so you can learn to use your powers for good. She probably just faked the paperwork and told Hotch it was already a done deal tbh. Somehow you get the idea that Spencer really likes high fives and at some point he decides that he does.
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29 May 2026
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Will propped himself up on his elbows, a look of dark amusement over his face. "You’re asking what Collin and I do? Really?"
Mike nodded, his skin flushed. Will sat up, swinging his legs over the side of the bed and spreading them wide, creating a deliberate, inviting space. Mike stepped into it, his thighs brushing the mattress.
"I think you know exactly what we do, Mike," Will whispered, looking up through his eyelashes. "Why the sudden interest?"
Mike leaned down, his hands finding the mattress on either side of Will’s hips, caging him in. "I want to know," Mike whispers, "what he does to you that makes you so eager to leave me?"
Will’s eyes darkened, a flash of mischief on his face. "How about I show you instead?"
OR: Mike and Will dryhump, grind, then fuck
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"“Lucas talks about you all the time. He just forgot to mention that the pictures don't really do you justice.”
Will just laughed, shaking his head, trying to play it cool despite the sudden warmth in his cheeks. “Sure, Mike. I’m sure you tell every person in a five-mile radius whatever they want to hear to keep your guest list full.”
“You're definitely special,” Mike said without missing a beat, leaning his forearm against the counter next to Will, closing the distance between them. “But if you’re worried about my sample size, feel free to ask around. I don't usually look at anyone the way I'm looking at you right now.”
Will raised an eyebrow, letting out a soft huff. “Oh, please. I bet you have that exact script memorized for your pledges during orientation.”
“Ouch. Harsh,” Mike teased, a dimple flashing in his cheek. “I’ll have you know I’m completely improvising. You just happen to be very inspiring.”
“Is that your way of saying you’re out of practice?” Will shot back, a sharp, playful glint in his eye.
Mike let out a low chuckle, clearly loving the pushback. “Far from it."
AKA Mike is the President of PIKE and Will gets convinced to finally go to a frat party
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Harry takes the DADA position at Hogwarts after a near-fatal Auror injury, expecting a quiet year close to his kids. What he isn't expecting is Draco Malfoy — four years into his tenure as Potions professor, sharp-tongued and self-possessed and nothing like the boy Harry remembers.
As Harry's marriage to Ginny starts to dissolve under the weight of things left unsaid, he finds himself drawn into Draco's orbit: joint lessons, Tuesday marking sessions that run too long, a Christmas that changes everything. Draco is guarded and brilliant and devastatingly competent, and Harry can't stop noticing him.
The problem is that Harry is straight. Or thought he was. And Draco — who has been quietly, hopelessly in love with Harry since sixth year — has built his entire life around the certainty that some things are never going to happen.
A story about second acts, the courage it takes to stop performing the person everyone expects you to be, and two men who spend an entire year almost seeing each other clearly.