normalzebra
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But Where Are The Splash Fights? by normalzebra for WickedWonder
Fandoms: Questionable Content
24 Dec 2009
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You really, really can't believe everything you see on the Internet.
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The Blue Door and The Green Wood by normalzebra for juliet
Fandoms: Pamela Brown - Swish of the Curtain
21 Dec 2009
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"it's not luck that got us here – we've all worked jolly hard for this, you know." The last amateur performance of the Blue Doors in Fenchester.
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Lightning can strike twice.
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Who's snowing who?
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Even for an astrophysicist, stars aren't meant to be this close. (Written for the SGA_flashfic Darkness challenge, under amnesty.)
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Assi wakes up in a new universe as a Jedi youngling.
She’s not powerful nor trying to be. She’s just grateful for a second life and plans to enjoy it while it lasts. She knows the Jedi are doomed, and if things go south, she’s ready to go down with the Temple. But until then? She’s just vibing.
Then one of her silly holos goes viral.
Suddenly, she’s wondering...maybe they just need better PR?
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- Part 1 of PR Guide for Dummies
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Two days after Obi-Wan Kenobi returns home from his year-long mission to Mandalore, he and his dear friend Quinlan Vos go out for a night of drinking and shenanigans. And Quinlan is certain, absolutely certain, that after all Obes has gone through, he has to have at least some of his Knight Trials in the bag. He harps on this. It is annoying.
Obi-Wan thinks he’s full of shit, naturally.
The next day, sober and full of chaos, in most Universes Senior Padawan Vos shakes it off and just complains to his master. In this Universe, Senior Padawan Vos has a quiet word with the Master of Shadows. This is the single, changed snowflake whose destiny is to become an avalanche.
This is how Quinlan Vos saves the Galaxy.
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- Part 2 of The Red Thread That Binds Us Together
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Jango is in love. How can he not be? Have you seen that fight video that’s gone viral?
Takes up from the fantastic ‘Just Go Kill Palpatine’ and runs naked into the hills screaming a war chant about sweet potatoes.
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- Part 2 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
- Part 1 of The Red Thread That Binds Us Together
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in which Harry accidentally puts Severus Snape into a coma with the power of Snark, and Sirius Black must step up to fill the sudden staff vacancy... and Draco Malfoy is the only one who seems to have noticed (or cares) that the real Snape has gone missing.
((or: sirius impersonates snape & turns out to be a better potions teacher than snape ever was))Series
- Part 5 of harry potter & the ridiculous fix-its
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Bookmarked by normalzebra
29 Jun 2026
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The one where Snape is not who he’s supposed to be and Malfoy is losing his shit.
Not at all unrelatedly, Harry, Sirius and Remus are all having a great year, thanks.
Hilarious!
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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Bookmarked by normalzebra
04 Jul 2026
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The one where Obi-Wan goes after Palpatine for entirely the wrong reason. Best laid plans, and all that.
(Comedy gold and an extremely badass fight scene.)