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    “They both want to fuck you. That entire family is trying to fuck you. I think we should call the police. Put restraining order for your hole.”

    “Ilya, are you drunk?”

    “Hollander, this is a serious problem!”

    “Just because he is gay, it doesn’t mean he wants to fuck me.” Shane scoffs. “Maybe he’s a bottom too.”

    “So, that’s your problem? Not that he wants your hole?”

    “Ilya, I swear, if you don’t stop saying that word—”

    “It’s wrong, you know,” Ilya informs seriously. “You fucked Rose Landry. Now Peter Landry is trying to fuck you. All the holes are connecting. This is basically incest.”

    “Didn’t you sleep with those Swedish twins in Cabo?”

    “They were not identical. It does not count!”

    OR: Ilya's life gets plagued by a different Landry this time, AKA an interpretation of the 'let's sleep with other people' fight mentioned in TLG, AKA, an ode to Jealous Ilya.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    When Shane Hollander returns to his tiny hometown for a quiet visit, he runs into Paul Baker (his high school crush) who has zero idea Shane is now an NHL superstar.

    Or: Shane’s first crush meets his boyfriend

    ZERO angst just fluff. Shane and Ilya are together and their families know but aren’t out yet as a couple.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Soap freezes as he hears that infamous piece of fabric slip away.

    “'Thought you slept in that thing,” he tries to quip, but the strain in his voice is obvious.

    “Shut up, Soap,” Ghost grumbles, slipping into bed behind him, “move over.”

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    Being the last ones to the safehouse means Soap and Ghost get last pick of the bedrooms, but thankfully they're more than used to being in close quarters with each other.

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    20 Sep 2023

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    Just one bite; to taste, and let go.

    Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.

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    20 Jan 2023

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    The 141 and Los Vaqueros were made of monsters. Most of them hadn't been human in a while, some never human to begin with.

    Johnny is determined to find out what Ghost is.

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    09 Dec 2022