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The house was an altar with ten thousand attendants, big, small, servicing attending, in choirs. But the gods had gone away. All but one.
The McClellans' dog: Ulysses.
Even gods died. Even gods could be left behind.
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Or: An AU where the dog lives.
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“Hiruma!” Kurita shrieks, as he grips Musashi’s arm. “NO!”
“Hiruma, YES!” Hiruma yells back, his grin wide enough to split his face in half. He laughs and laughs. “This is how you summon a god, motherfuckers!”
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this, the Maou Trio build a small cairn, and offer up a flesh sacrifice to summon a god in Deimon Village.
[A HiruSena "God of Arepo" AU that starts with top surgery, an explosion, and Hiruma's jar of his own preserved ovaries. Featuring Sena as a nonbinary god, the Maou Trio as Trans farmers, and Hiruma with ADHD.]
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“I’m in fucking love? You’re telling me that this whole fucking time, it was LOVE?!” Hiruma demands, bordering on hysterical.
Kurita and Musashi sigh in unison. “Always has been.”
Amidst the sudden silence, Kurita and Musashi watch as Hiruma.exe stops working.
Hiruma’s found-family has only ever been Musashi, Kurita, and Cerberus. But when Kobayakawa Sena zooms into his life, Hiruma starts to think that he can probably make room for a few more. And so his family grows and grows—
And they all have no choice but to third-wheel, when Hiruma and Sena start pining for each other like sickening idiots.
[Or, snapshots of HiruSena as they go through the mortifying ordeal of being known. Friends to found family to lovers. Featuring memes, vines, shitposts, family puppy piles, Hiruma’s emotional constipation, and of course: Hozier.]
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Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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14 Jun 2026
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A robin redbreast in a cage/Puts all Heaven in a rage by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: The Prince of Egypt (1998)
22 Apr 2026
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“Your freedom for that of your people’s.” Rameses said into the silence, watching Moses’ eyes go wide, “That is my price. That is the only way your people go free. If I am to lose the valuable labor they provide, I will have recompense. I will have you.”
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23 Apr 2026
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The cruelest thing about the Nameless was that they made it so easy to pretend that Sunday belonged. They fed that greedy, stupid, childish thing that cried out from within him, tossing enough scraps of amity for him to piece them together into something that felt like home. The curtains only closed when Sunday lay awake at night and stared at the ceiling of the bedroom that wasn’t really his, and he remembered that it started like this and could only end like this: with him, alone in the dark.
Sunday is found by the Astral Express Crew after fleeing Penacony. He accepts their offer to join, and realizes that
a. fitting into this tight-knit group is likely impossible
b. trouble finds the Trailblazers no matter where they go.or, the chronicle of the Astral Express trying, failing, and trying again to fit Sunday into their family.
Russian translation (courtesy of the lovely K_A_M_A) can be found here!
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15 Feb 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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20 Jul 2025
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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