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Neither of them want to be sitting here right now. They don't exactly have the greatest past together. But after being forced together for the sake of healing and normalcy, Gundham and Kazuichi find themselves with a mutual interest to find interesting ways to fill the time while they wait for the rest of their classmates to wake from the Neo World Program. This leads them to spending more time together, rebuilding what had been lost of their relationship over the last few years...by doing things they're fairly certain may get them in trouble.
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Taako's not a fuckin’ dog trainer, though. And he’s not a dog guy. Or a lizard guy. Or a dragon guy or like, a roommate guy, even, but it’s caught on to pretty much everyone - Merle says he hates being a grandpa but has taken on the label without anyone else’s insistence, and Barry signs all the birthday and Candlenights cards with "Uncle", despite Taako’s threat that he’ll burn any paper that bears the honorific that enters his home.
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Tags will be updated as time goes on (rating will not change). For those who want to know what they're getting into before committing, there will be eventual Taako/Magnus, but in the meantime, it's just Taako being Angus' unofficial dad. Blupjeans in the background. Lup, Barry, and Merle play a larger role in some chapters than others. -
let’s get high and watch planet earth by neverchill
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
19 Feb 2023
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Why Taako covers up the viewport at the Candlenights’ party, and an insight into how fast two of the Tres Horny Boys go through Merle’s weed.
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Some feelings are purely magical in nature and make Jon thrum in a predictable fuzzy pattern. He hasn't always known how to identify them, but it comes naturally now. What continues to catch his usually-fickle attention is the odd feeling that creeps under his skin whenever he peers into the flat expanse of a mirror and raises a hand to run through his hair, especially now that it's grown to a length where it can envelop his knuckles in the curls when he buries them. He hates eyes, but he stares into his own in the reflection and feels it swell.
He still can't train himself to stare into the pupils long enough to see what it is that toils behind them.
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i took the canon dnd classes, looked at them, said "hey thats neat" and then proceeded to not use them. welcome to gay medieval cliches central with a spin of existential dread. alternatively titled "jon is a bratty magic-wielding absolute idiot of a child for tens of chapters and really its a miracle hes lived this long".
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currently: on hiatus, but i do actually plan on returning to this at some point...... some point! love yall!
edit Jan 2023: I STILL STAND BY RETURNING TO IT EVENTUALLY! SERIOUSLY LOLSeries
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a variety of prophet/jespar stories based on canon and canon-divergent premises
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a little deeper than a flesh wound by MelonBunny
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Aug 2025
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Faintly, it crosses his mind that he’s lost too much blood. Far too much. He doesn’t really know how much blood is dangerous to lose, but he’s aware that the amount of blood still dripping from his neck is excessive, enough that his muscles feel stiff and cold.
And yet, he thinks quietly. My head is clearing up, not getting fainter. He bends a finger slightly, and then his hand, finding the muscles tight but not painful. Perhaps it was just the shock running through his system, then, not blood loss. It’s still night out, so he can’t have been there for long.
But then, why isn’t his body losing feeling, if he’s lost so much blood?
What is happening? He shakes his head. He should feel worse. He’s dying. Isn’t he?
Am I already dead?
No, that’s ridiculous. He can feel his pulse just fine, and-
Kaveh gently grabs his own wrist, checking his pulse. Then he clenches down, knuckles white, because it isn’t there. He checks his neck, he holds a shaking hand to his heart, and-
Holy shit. He’s dead.
Kaveh gets attacked by a vampire and still finds any excuse to ignore his problems
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09 Aug 2025
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Brush Off Your Weight In Gold by lexbiini for yardsards
Fandoms: Rapture's Return, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
02 Apr 2025
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Princeton only noticed he had somehow let his hair grow too long for comfort when the end of one of the longer hairs poked him right in the eye: it was sharp, it hurt like a bitch, and when he brushed it out of his face to lay back down to rest, he noticed just how long and… golden it was getting.
Suddenly, the weight of it on top of his head was making him very uncomfortable.
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grif and simmons have to tell everyone they're super gay right now immediately by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
05 Oct 2018
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Five years after Grif and Simmons get married, Simmons sits bolt upright in the middle of the night, smacks Grif awake, and hollers: “OH MY GOD, GRIF. WE’RE DATING.”
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14 Jun 2019
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Kravitz is reliving the same day over and over, as he tries to save his orchestra’s concert from failing. Little does he know, something is wrong, something that goes far beyond one performance.
In a world of time loops and murder, goddesses and supremely annoying celebrity chefs, watch this poor man try and fail to catch a break.
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28 Jun 2018
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“You’re leaving?”
At that Merle’s eyes snapped up. “Well, I’m not going without you, obviously.” He says defensively.
Not without him.
Neverwinter.-----
It's davenchurch time, my dudes
(I am abandoning this fic, just so you know and don't start it if you want the story to finish. Or you can write the finish yourself! it's your sandbox now, have fun!)
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03 May 2018