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Even If You Call It Love by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: The Tudors (TV), The Spanish Princess (TV), 16th Century CE RPF
19 May 2026
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Catherine Trastámara, formerly Trastámara-Tudor, has known Anne Tudor (nee Boleyn) for nearly a decade now. She wished she could say she never liked the woman, but that would be a lie. She'd always found her fascinating.
Even when she was sleeping with her husband.
Three years of being divorced didn't make that fact hurt any less. Until she heard the news of Anne's own divorce from their shared husband. Now that, that sweetened it up a little bit.
And when she saw the photos of Henry and the Seymour heiress in the society pages? Catherine couldn't help but think Anne had gotten what came to her.
She thought karma was a bitch, until a chance meeting at the park where Anne was black and blue.
Maybe she wasn't such a bitch.
TLDR; Modern AU!Catherine & Anne navigate a fragile friendship, a divorce, a toddler, and maybe even a romance? All set to Good Luck, Babe! of course
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- Part 1 of Saturn's Miscellaneous AUs
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Blackbird On My Shoulder by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
10 May 2026
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Willa missed innocence and flowers and birdsong. She missed her mother braiding her hair in the morning before school and being scolded for having runs in her stockings. She missed coming home late because she stopped to get some samples of a plant by the side of the road. She missed pancakes for dinner and sitting in her parents' workshop afterwards. The door was perpetually locked now. Her father never went in.
And neither did she.
(Alternatively: Willa visits Auster's grave for the first time since the war) (Double-Alternatively: How much sorrow can I take?)
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- Part 9 of Feed Me Promises Universe Fics
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- 1,494
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Feed Me Promises (Keep My Heart Well) by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
21 Apr 2026
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A series of interconnected one-shots about Wiress and Beetee, ranging from the 50th Hunger Games to the 75th. Twenty-five years in the life of our two victors from District 3, from mentors to friends to lovers
(Alternatively; The Author loves Wiress and Beetee and wanted more from them in SOTR so she went crazy and decided to write this fic)
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- Part 1 of Feed Me Promises Universe Fics
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'Til Our Fingers Decompose (Keep My Hand In Yours) by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
14 Apr 2026
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Beetee looked back up to see Wiress gazing up at them from her place at his legs, her eyes filled with so much love that Beetee could feel it buzzing under his skin. He moved one of his feet to nudge her lightly on the shoulder, a silent thank you. His lover blinked back at him, slowly, like one of her cats.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Beetee could feel it all without words, as comfortable silence fell over all of them.
(Alternatively: the morning of Beetee's 42nd birthday, surrounded by his family in District 3) (A missing moment from Feed Me Promises)
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- Part 5 of Feed Me Promises Universe Fics
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Wild Mountain Thyme by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
07 Jan 2026
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Katniss came to sit down next to him next to him on the stairs. "I didn't realize you knew her that well."
"Well I did. She was my mentor. Then she was my friend."
"So she was to you what you are to me?"
"No." Haymitch snorted. "She was better."
(Alternatively: Haymitch attends Wiress's funeral, post-MJ, and makes some realizations)
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- Part 10 of Feed Me Promises Universe Fics
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Feed Me Promises Universe Fics by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins
10 May 2026
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The official collection of fics that take my place in the (mostly canon) universe of my fic, Feed Me Promises. Mainly Wiress & Beetee, and some other miscellaneous oneshots of other Victors and how I imagine them and their lives. But it is primarily District 3, so you've been warned
- Words:
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Seasons of Love by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom The Infernal Devices Series - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
15 Nov 2024
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The Fairchild family throughout the years. Very Grace Blackthorn centric, so I'm sorry to her haters because that could never be me.
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- 3,550
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lifewouldbebetteronmars' TLH Tattoo Shop AU by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
16 Nov 2025
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A series of interconnected fics featuring "City of Ink", a tattoo parlor ran by the Real Found Family™. For the most part, everything is connected and makes sense, but there's also barely a plot and little-to-no outline
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- 2,162
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lifewouldbebetteronmars' TLH Angstmas 2021 - 2023 by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
09 Dec 2025
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These are being reposted from my Tumblr (lifewouldbebetteronmars) and not in any particular order, unless specified in the description
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Saturn's Miscellaneous AUs by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom 16th Century CE RPF, The Spanish Princess (TV), The Tudors (TV)
19 May 2026
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Joe was the one locked in the iron maiden. He has just escaped, resurfaced, and met Booker. He reunites with the family who abandoned him, and he's not sure how to feel about it until he learns that Nicky has lost his immortality.
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17 May 2026
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whatever here that's left of me by paigian
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
13 Jul 2021
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"Nicky is making himself a coffee, bleary-eyed from a fitful sleep, and trying to recall if Joe is drinking it this decade, and if he is then does he take it with sugar?, and he’s also thinking about The Odyssey, which is sitting in amongst a pile of books in the next room.
He’s thinking about a question written in the margins, scrawled in Booker’s handwriting: how long does it take for a man to return from war? Does he ever return, can he ever return, what does it mean to return home, when home is not home and he is no longer the same man?"
After Merrick, Nicky's right shoulder starts hurting, and it doesn't stop.
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Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
16 May 2026
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Ode to Nicolo (and His Terrible, No-Good, Humiliating Praise Kink) by incurableromancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
26 Jan 2021
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That’s what struck him most of all. How obscene, how embarrassing a thing it was to be affected by, relative to all of his prior knowledge and experience. He didn’t think it was normal, was the thing, and that was the worst feeling of all, like he was depraved, somehow, and he had to find this out about himself when his tentative travelling companion went and said something nice to him, something that made his dick hard faster than he could process what the words even meant.
Or: Nicky has a thing for being praised, and Joe has always loved to spoil him.
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
10 May 2026
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One of those days by linascribbles
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
18 Sep 2021
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Confused, Joe looks towards his husband to find him with his indescribable pale eyes already trained on him. The look on his face is as familiar as it is wonderful. Nicky’s jaw is a little slack, his cheeks blushed with an almost innocent tint, his eyes hold bottomless amazement. Joe's shoulders soften under the weight of the love on his gaze.
“One of those days, huh?” he asks, tone light.
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
28 Apr 2026
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Ubi Amor, Ibi Ego Requiem by thegoodthebadandthenerdy
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Aug 2020
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and yet- you are alive. simple and suffice. god does not want you and the devil will not have you and you are back to try again.
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
10 Apr 2026
