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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Bill-Ford... Fill? Bord?

    The dream demon comes up with a plan to possess Ford to try and scare his stupid hick assistant away, but gets a hatred-boner hard enough to pound nails into the fucking wall and poor Fiddleford into next week.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    "You better not start feeling sorry for me," Bill bristles, pointing a finger at Ford. "Save your speech about all the good humanity has to offer for someone who cares, blah, blah, blah, waterworks— Do you know how many humans I possessed before you came along? So many! All your good parts come from drugs and cotton candy, and the rest is just different volumes of agony! 'Ow, my back! Oww, my old teeth! Oh, there goes my sciatica and diabetes'! In my world, I would've deleted cancer! Missed your chance for that, buddy!"

    "No, in your world, you would have externalized cancer into an autonomous creature that preyed upon people like an apex predator," Ford says simply.

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    Bill Cipher has to learn how to be powerless and human, dragged through the ashes of a tapestry that once depicted his godly form. Stanford Pines has to learn how to exist in this dimension again, adrift and 'purpose' completed. Stanley Pines has to learn how to resurrect a man who's been dead for thirty years.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Maybe my all time favorite fic. So so beautifully written

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    The jewelry- the collars, the spikes, the chains- they had all intended to add to the overarching sense of grandeur when Bowser stepped out into the ring, but really, it was his horns that preceded him.

    He is not just a beast, the crowds were told through the booming voice of the colosseum. He is a thing of legends.

    From the moment he saw him, Luigi had thought so too.

    Luigi fights bulls for a living. When his manager presents him with an opportunity to challenge a beast called The Minotaur Lizard, he thinks that it’s an exaggeration, if not a joke.

    He doesn’t expect to be real. Nor does he expect to see the human in its horrible eyes.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    Absolutely tragic, incredible read.
    Owwwwwww

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    Liver failure or a lone assassin with a long-range weapon will get him eventually. He doesn’t think it will take too long, now that he’s retired. He wishes death would hurry up. If happiness were coming his way, it would’ve gotten here by now.

    All that’s left to do is wait. Languish in the "later life" section of his Wikipedia page. Wake up in the morning and go to bed at night. Exist, until it’s over.

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    16 Apr 2024

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    Tony Stark does not want a dom.

    Bucky does not want a sub.

    But wanting something and needing something are two very different things and getting kidnapped has never been a solution to anything.

    And Steve just wants Bucky to be happy.

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    16 Apr 2024