muffinqueen09
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- Merlin (TV) (1)
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- Part 1 of Found Families and other weirdness
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When a friend shows Merlin how it will end he decides to screw destiny and to not do as it has been foretold
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“I will not, nor will I ever, fuck Kakarot.”
“Fine,” Bulma shrugged, reaching over to grab her sleep mask from her nightstand. “Don’t. It was just a suggestion, not a command.”
Vegeta crossed his arms and stared angrily at the back of her head as she turned off the light and laid down, her back to him as she let out a long yawn.
“Besides,” she muttered casually, “I figured Goku would be the one doing the fucking anyway.”
Vegeta’s jaw dropped.
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Aka where Bulma knows what her husband needs and makes sure that he gets it. Formerly titled “Just Wanna Taste It”.
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05 Dec 2025
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Donna doesn’t get paid enough for this. She really doesn’t.
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18 Nov 2025
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Harvey flirts with men. He does it to close a deal, to make transactions easier, to build working relationships he can cash in on later - all without the slightest hint of shame. He doesn't flirt with men for sex. Not because that would be shameful, just because...because. He just doesn't.
ETA: formerly "the one where Harvey is straight...ish."
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18 Nov 2025
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“What would you say to a field trip with me?” Hob suggests, regretting it even as he says it.
“Pardon?”
In for a penny, in for a pound.
“A field trip,” Hob repeats. “An outing. In the waking world. I have no idea if you’d like it or not, but… I think you might. It’s a place for dreamers.”
That last line hits its mark: That quirked brow paired with that careful squint means that Dream’s curiosity has been piqued. “What is the nature of this outing of dreamers?”
Fake it till you make it, right?
Hob grins brightly. “It’s called the Renaissance faire.”
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This started as a goofy idea about how much Hob might love the Ren Faire, and then it spiraled into ~16k of hurt/comfort, friendship, and kinky sex. Don't ask me, I can't explain it, either.
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21 Oct 2025
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Hob is, once again, having an oddly lucid dream
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21 Oct 2025