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    the crest of the valued few by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    29 Apr 2026

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    "♩ ♩ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫! [Mean very important! Not many!]"

    Grace racks his brain for a moment, then offers, "Precious?"

    "[Yes! Teachers precious! Grace precious!]"

    On Erid, teachers are the protected, prized few. Rocky learns that Grace was a teacher, and they have a discussion. (Can it be counted as one if dissonant notes are shrieked at the revelation for the majority of it?)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    NEW DIRECTIVE by

    Fandom ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

    17 Mar 2026

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    GOD IS GONE. ICHOR IS FUEL. HELL IS HOME.

    >> NEW DIRECTIVE: EXPLORE HELL.

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    25 Apr 2025

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    Tell Me by

    Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)  

    21 Aug 2023

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    V1 never spoke. Or, more accurately, they couldn’t. The machine simply was never fitted with a voice box- a necessary sacrifice made to allow for its processing power to dedicate itself to far more crucial functions.

    Functions that were, in the eyes of their human creators, the machine’s only purpose.

    To slaughter and destroy with the highest efficiency possible.

    Of course- a weapon had no need for a voice.

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    07 Aug 2024

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    MIDI (Music Invented by Digital Intelligence) by Anonymous

    Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)  

    15 Jul 2024

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    Based on the “V1 is the creator of ULTRAKILL’s music” theory. V1 has spent a lifetime writing songs for itself, because music makes it fight more efficiently (and definitely not because it finds it fun). It didn’t intend for anyone to ever discover this, but as with many things, Gabriel proves to be an exception.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    Hollowed Homes by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Dream SMP  

    31 Aug 2022

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    “Are you open?” The thing with golden eyes and a yellow sweater and a face a bit too human asks. Tommy’s hands curl into fists. “Sorry, mate,” he mutters tiredly, tearing his gaze away. A headache flares between his eyes, and his words sound nearly inaudible compared to the song of open, open, open the door- “Spots already taken.”
    It blinks, and the music screeches. “I- what?”
    “The spot of monster bitch that’s going to kill me, torture me, whatever. It’s been taken, and I have a store to close.”

    …

    Or: Tommy is just trying to hunt monsters, get revenge, and then finally die in peace. That all would be a lot easier, of course, if said monsters would stop being so fucking nice.

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    03 Aug 2023