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a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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Wei Wuxian
Radical RealistToday a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
You know what I said?
“Get this thing away from me.”
The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
The gift of failure.
When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter
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07 Jun 2026
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My Zhiji's On Broadway by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2020
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Wei Wuxian remembers, a long time ago in basically another life, a college party where he managed to bully Lan Wangji into taking a single shot. The Second Jade had gone bleary and fallen asleep on a couch almost immediately. Wei Wuxian figured that in the intervening years his tolerance would have improved, or that a drunk Lan Zhan would immediately be followed by a sleeping Lan Zhan.
This supposition was, as it turns out, incorrect. Grown-ass adult Lan Zhan is, when drunk, something Wei Wuxian can only describe as white girl wasted.
Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk on Capitol Hill. Wei Wuxian isn't supposed to be the responsible one, but by god, he's gonna do it.
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06 Jun 2026
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Wei Ying yelps. But, like, in a dignified way. "H-hey, now! I, uh…"
Taking his cue, Lan Zhan backs off completely, removing both hands and mouth from Wei Ying's body, which isn't exactly what he wants. Lan Zhan's face is neutral, and he waits for Wei Ying to explain himself.
"I wanna keep going," Wei Ying says, wanting to make that part crystal clear. "But I just… I kind of came here under the assumption that I would be topping."
Lan Zhan blinks very, very slowly. "I am a top."
"Well," Wei Ying says carefully. "So am I."
"You are not."
Wei Ying lets out a cry of indignation. "Am too!"
Lan Zhan gives a minute shake of his head. "You do not know it yet, but you are not a top."
"And how the fuck would you know my preference?!" Now, Wei Ying is getting genuinely angry. "I've never had gay sex with anyone, let alone you, so how can you—"
"Wei Ying."
"What?!"
Lan Zhan is giving Wei Ying the same look that an adult gives a child who thinks they can go swimming when it's freezing outside. "Let me try. If you do not like it, we will stop, and I will be the bottom."
Never bring a bottom to a top fight.
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06 Jun 2026
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Picture This by opelemmescootpastya
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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After a chance parking lot encounter with the most gorgeous man alive (and his cute kid), jaded portrait photographer Lan Wangji reevaluates his perspective.
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- Part 1 of the MDZS Ohio-verse
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05 Jun 2026
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Love Is More Than Telling Me You Want It by phnelt
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Aug 2020
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There was not a single rule that Wei Ying thought was worth sacrificing human lives to uphold.
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Wei Ying helps Lan Zhan through his rut and then he fights a war on two fronts - against the Wens and people's expectations.
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27 Sep 2020
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Lan Zhan always looks a bit otherworldly, something about his inhuman composure and flawless posture and graceful, flowing motions. But usually — usually, he’s dreamlike in the way of summer clouds, sunlit and heavenly and so far out of reach.
Now, he looks like something straight out of Wei Ying’s filthiest wet dreams. Kneeling upon the floor, thighs bare against a decadent faux-fur rug. Eyes black as the satin bodysuit that sheathes his torso. Hair unbound, immaculate as ever, its silken fall interrupted only by two long white ears.
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04 Sep 2020
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Your Pulse Next to Mine by Tyongslips
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jul 2020
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Wei Ying wants to be a brat and tease Lan Zhan, but he’s too strung out. The multiple rounds have him feeling raw and used, too tired to do anything else but take what is given to him. The gag in his mouth is not only effectively shutting him up, preventing him from begging his husband to fuck him one last time, but also prevents his fangs from fully descending. They’re steadily leaking, coating the gag in a fine layer of potent venom. He’s so lost in his pleasure he can’t control the flow. He hasn’t fed all day and he knows his iris’ must be tinged crimson at this point. It doesn’t matter, he always comes the hardest when his fangs are finally sunk into Lan Zhan’s neck.
In which vampire Wei Ying gets fucked.
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20 Jul 2020
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please forgive my most passionate disruptions by pumpkinpaix
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
06 Dec 2019
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"请原谅我多情的打扰"
Lan Wangji is, for some contrived reason, dragged to a strip club and forced to confront his own repression. Wei Wuxian is, due to Lan Wangji's inexplicably terrible luck, also in his class.
Russian translation available here, courtesy of bublos_blu! ♥
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19 Jul 2020
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the shadow of a name in skin by iliacquer
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2020
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Wei Wuxian doesn’t let the Wen Remnants hand themselves over after Jin Zixuan’s death. Instead he makes one last sacrifice to ensure they survive. Months later, a Lan cultivator kneels at the edge of the Burial Mounds, ready to offer himself to the feared Yiling Patriarch.
Or: Sacrifice is an old magic, but love is even older.
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07 Jul 2020
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debt of a knife by iliacquer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2020
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The Lans were all shining and strange, more beings of ice than men, but not a single one of them shone as brightly as their lord. He strode forward, his cloak a whisper of noise against the snow, his black hair glittering with frost.
“Kneel,” said Hanguang Jun. His voice was deep.
Or: The AU where warlord!LWJ fic takes rebel WWX captive ~as his warprize~ but is actually protecting him.
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06 Jul 2020
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Just So by airinshaw
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jun 2020
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Lan Wangji is an ASMR YouTuber who has had an online flirtation with another YouTuber called Yiling Laozu for 18 months.
And now they're both going to to be attending VidCon.
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05 Jul 2020
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Beyond All Reach by airinshaw
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2020
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Wei Wuxian heads back to Cloud Recesses to find out more about a curse someone has placed on him, that appears to do nothing. Until he meets back up with Lan Wangji and finds out that what the curse really does is stop them from being able to touch.
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Their Side of the Bargain by airinshaw
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jul 2020
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To avoid being set up on more dates by his family, Wei Ying has allowed them to assume that he's dating his roommate Lan Zhan. Now it's Uncle Jiang's birthday celebration weekend and everyone is expecting him to bring Lan Zhan with him.
Lan Zhan agrees to come along and pretend that they are in a relationship for the long weekend. Shenanigans ensue.
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05 Jul 2020
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Kept Man, Kept Men by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 May 2020
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Not to sound too arrogant, but Lan Xichen was completely confident in his ability to seduce his roommates. In fact, he’d done it before. The only problem was, he didn’t want to seduce one of them, he wanted both of them, together, with each other.
And being quarantined together seemed like just the opportunity.
Hey, wtf is going on in Lan Xichen's apartment?
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- Part 2 of And They Were Quarantined
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02 Jul 2020
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Prompt: A kiss because I have literally been watching you all night and I can’t take anymore
Second part is prompted smut and aftercare.
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20 Jun 2020
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Jaskier ✓
@bardofficial
Most romantic thing G has ever done was sing Build Me Up Buttercup to me when I was sick. Least romantic thing G has ever done was make fun of me when I then started crying.Series
- Part 4 of you follow?
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Silence, Like Fire by Randommuse386
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Apr 2020
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There's a witch and a spell, but everything seems fine and Geralt's just gonna keep shoving these pesky feelings down into the dirt.
Spoiler: Everything is most definitely Not Fine
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13 May 2020
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“So do you have a name?”
“Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.
Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”
The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”
It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?
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04 May 2020
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fallen for a lie by valkyrisms
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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It was a long time before Geralt suspected anything. Geralt had been trained to notice such things at Kaer Morhen, and had gone years, decades even, without missing something as large as this. He could hear Vesemir shouting now at Geralt’s blindness, unexplainable aside from the locked away knowledge that this had escaped his attentions because he liked the way Jaskier chattered at him, the coin he brought in from his little tunes, liked him. Any bizarre incident that arose was brushed aside in favor of Jaskier’s easy company.
And there had been many incidents.
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16 Apr 2020
