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   Colossus Hyperfixation Collection by Actual_Writing_Trashcan

   Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types

   • Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Multi
   • Series in Progress

   30 Apr 2024

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Piotr Rasputin/Reader
   • Ellie Phimister/Yukio
   • Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson
   • Frank Castle/Karen Page
   • Alexandra Rasputin/Nikolai Rasputin
   • Alexandra Rasputina/Nikolai Rasputin
   • Jean Grey/Scott Summers
   • Ellie Phimister/Yukio (Deadpool Movies)
   • Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin
   • Nikolai Rasputin/Alexandra Rasputina
   • Piotr Rasputin
   • Charles Xavier
   • Wade Wilson
   • Scott Summers
   • Reader
   • Random Hit Men
   • Logan (X-Men)
   • Nathan Summers
   • Jean Grey
   • Negasonic Teenage Warhead
   • Yukio (Deadpool Movies)
   • Russell Collins
   • Firefist
   • Ellie Phimister
   • Neena Thurman
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • random OCs
   • various OCs
   • Kurt Wagner
   • Pietro Maximoff
   • Bobby Drake
   • Ororo Munroe
   • Original Female Character(s) of Color
   • Original Characters
   • Frank Castle
   • Karen Page
   • Hank McCoy
   • Alexandra Rasputin
   • Nikolai Rasputin
   • Mikhail Rasputin
   • Illyana Rasputin
   • Dopinder (Marvel)
   • Erik Lehnsherr
   • Kitty Pryde
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Characters of Non-Conforming Gender Identity
   • Alexandra Rapustin
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
   • Matt Murdock
   • Alexandra Rasputina
   • random unnamed characters
   • Christina | Angel Dust
   • Nathaniel Essex
   • Other ensemble characters
   • Only tagging the ones that speak
   • Various Other Characters Not Mentioned Directly
   • Gamora (Marvel)
   • Nebula (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark
   • Pepper Potts
   • Vision (Marvel)
   • Peter Quill
   • Rocket Raccoon
   • Steve Rogers
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • T'Challa (Marvel)
   • Shuri (Marvel)
   • Dora Milaje
   • Kurt (Ant-Man Movies)
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Carol Danvers
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Lorna Dane
   • Juggernaut
   • Thanos (Marvel)
   • James "Rhodey" Rhodes
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Rogue (X-Men)
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Stephen Strange
   • Marci Stahl
   • David "Micro" Lieberman
   • Sarah Lieberman
   • Leo Lieberman
   • Zach Lieberman
   • Anatoly Rasputin
   • Russell
   • based on a dream i had where i kissed colossus
   • it was a great dream
   • the author admits that she doesn't know much about this fandom
   • nonetheless she has invited herself to the party
   • Nightmares
   • Sexual Assault
   • Kidnapping
   • Exposition
   • the reader has issues with authority
   • wade is your best friend
   • mentions of abuse
   • POV Second Person
   • Present Tense
   • and so the hyperfixation continues
   • Description of Injuries
   • mentions of abduction
   • Misogyny
   • Strong Language
   • i mean it's wade
   • What Did You Expect
   • the reader is a badass
   • scott is a pain in the ass
   • colossus is a marshmallow who is very loved
   • Fight Scene
   • Guns
   • they play hide and seek
   • That's it
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • nothing explicit though
   • Making Out
   • thunderstorms are cool
   • this was literally just an excuse to write about Piotr in a swimsuit
   • that's the plot
   • This is just indulgent fluff
   • mild sexual themes
   • piotr is a sweetheart and no one can convince me otherwise
   • this is so fluffy
   • my teeth rotted while writing this
   • depictions of injuries and combat
   • the reader hurts themselves
   • like a dumbass
   • and gets the good pain meds
   • colossus is a cinnamon roll that needs to be protected at all costs
   • i feel like that's a given for any fic with wade fucking wilson in it
   • but i thought i'd tag it to be safe
   • Confessions of love
   • Kissing
   • human!form colossus
   • he's such a babe
   • this was mostly written at 5 am
   • You've been warned
   • scott is an asshole
   • there are enough death scenes that i tagged for violence
   • this one's dark
   • it was going to happen at some point
   • i am the angst queen after all
   • So much angst
   • needles and descriptions of injections
   • vague mental illness problems
   • implied panic attacks
   • Depictions of Abuse
   • Depictions of Death
   • the reader goes through the wringer
   • oof
   • Happy ending though
   • the cablepool is kind of vague
   • you kinda have to squint to see it
   • i'm definitely going to do future pieces where their pairing is more overt
   • It's coming
   • No pun intended
   • OR IS IT
   • i have cavities in my heart
   • edited at 5 am
   • take that for what you will
   • basically pure fluff
   • rating is for language and because people are dressed up like zombies
   • i had so much fun writing this
   • halloween-y antics
   • i want to do one of them trick or treating now
   • dammit
   • this is not helping my hyperfixation
   • they go trick or treating
   • No Plot
   • all fluff
   • well a little bit of plot
   • but not as it relates to the fic itself
   • more as it relates to a few future pieces
   • piotr is a domestic wet dream and no one can convince me otherwise
   • like he's just confident in himself and he doesn't care if it's not stereotypically masculine
   • he has a rules book and worries if his friends are eating enough
   • does this look like the poster man for chauvinism
   • i think the fuck not
   • oh look i have cavities again
   • NOT edited at 5AM
   • because i can have self control when i feel like it
   • i just usually don't
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • Angst
   • i am back in my element
   • Happy Ending tho
   • because i am sensitive and need happy endings to survive my angsty existence
   • Mentions of Death
   • implied panic attack
   • undefined mental health issues
   • reader goes through the ringer again
   • Verbal Fighting
   • Therapy Mention
   • wade is an excellent date
   • I just know it
   • Mentions of Injuries
   • SO MUCH FLUFF
   • Pining
   • so much pining
   • piotr may as well be a tree he pines so much
   • THIS MADE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS
   • Getting Together
   • piotr is an overthinker and no one can convince me otherwise
   • BEYOND FLUFFY
   • prepare to die
   • IT'S SO FLUFFY
   • fluff fluff fluff
   • just fluff
   • Allusions to abuse
   • Christmas themed Fic
   • winter themed
   • alternatively titled 'the x-force has fun in the snow'
   • alternatively titled 'wade don't do that'
   • alternatively titled 'one long drug joke'
   • JUST BARELY RATED T
   • holy cow
   • THIS ALMOST GOT OUT OF CONTROL
   • Nudity
   • Sexual Content
   • not out and out smut
   • but it easily could've been asjlsksldfsl
   • Fluff
   • christmas fics make it easy to do that
   • wade loves arts and crafts
   • it's law
   • excessive use of the phrase 'tongue bath'
   • i thought quicksilvers x-men verse name was peter
   • i guess not
   • huh
   • alcohol consumption
   • Alcohol
   • sober consent to drinking alcohol
   • You get drunk
   • then hungover
   • and piotr takes care of you while you're hungover
   • that's the fic
   • Hangover
   • Vomiting
   • the reader is a lightweight
   • drink responsibly kids
   • no underage drinking in this fic
   • because wade isn't about that
   • reader is at least 21 for this fic
   • mother hen piotr
   • fyi the author has never drank alcohol before
   • so i could be totally wrong about how this works
   • have mercy
   • please
   • beach themed fic
   • from winter to summer real quick
   • enjoy the whiplash
   • Starts Off Happy
   • but doesn't really end that way
   • i mean it does
   • but this is angsty
   • the first few scenes are a trap
   • i'm warning you now
   • THIS IS AN ANGST FIC
   • persecution of mutants
   • this is not a commentary on racism or privilege
   • don't crucify me pls
   • thank you
   • piotr in a swim suit is the best piotr
   • angry piotr
   • human piotr
   • so many feelings
   • edited at 3 am because i'm great at making life choices
   • no one dies or gets physically hurt btw
   • angsty fic
   • definite trigger warning on this
   • Mental Health Stuff
   • Hallucinations
   • Panic Attacks
   • fluffy affirmations from Piotr tho
   • which are always nice
   • Please Be careful
   • don't read it if you think it won't pan out well for you
   • your well being is more important than this fic
   • I mean it
   • pure fluff
   • nothing but fluff
   • No Angst
   • starts fluffy stays fluffy ends fluffy
   • i cannot emphasize enough just how fluffy this is
   • guaranteed to cause cavities
   • you and piotr watch disney movies
   • that's literally it - Freeform
   • completely self indulgent
   • and i feel no shame for that
   • So much kissing
   • bc you should capitalize on that as piotr's gf
   • which you do
   • another plot focused fic
   • Bleh
   • when can i go back to writing fluff
   • depictions of torture
   • depictions of violence
   • nothing graphic
   • but i wanted to tag it anyway
   • implied sex
   • Sensuality
   • keeping secrets is hard
   • this is utter crack
   • or should i say
   • udder crack
   • my eyes are bleeding just from editing this
   • vague descriptions of justified vomiting
   • in which wade goes TOO FAR
   • and you kick his ass for it
   • i don't know what this is
   • but it made me laugh
   • so here
   • enjoy the garbage my brain made up
   • next week's fic will be of a much higher quality i assure you
   • this is basically a drug trip
   • Cow Play
   • but not in a sexual context
   • more in a WHY DOES THIS EXIST context
   • not kinkshaming
   • just throwing that out there
   • welcome to the fluff fest
   • because that's all this is
   • a fuckton of fluff one might say
   • guaranteed to cause real cavities
   • which you will then thank me for
   • that's how fluffy this fic is
   • fluff and pancakes
   • what else do you need in life
   • well aside from piotr
   • but you've got him too
   • according to this fic at least
   • discussion of marriage and marital traditions
   • Mild Language
   • talk about sex and drinking
   • but that's really it
   • unless you count choking on a bite of pancake for a hot second
   • but yeah no real warnings
   • maybe too much fluff
   • nah there's no such thing
   • trigger warnings for the following:
   • Mental Breakdown
   • mentions of vomit
   • Depression
   • Anxiety
   • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
   • Verbal Abuse
   • yes it's fluff
   • but with pain
   • because feels
   • piotr pov
   • you have a shitty time of it and piotr's there to love you through it
   • angsty
   • but also fluffy
   • THE PARADOX
   • THE CONFUSION
   • CANNOT BE PARALLELED
   • don't read if you think it'll trigger you
   • your wellbeing is more important
   • in honor of the shit week i've had
   • i'm literally gonna punch murphy in the fucking balls if i find him
   • briefest and vaguest possible mention of a gunshot wound there ever could be
   • accidentally killing someone
   • in brief and nondetailed ways
   • mentions of the menstrual cycle
   • you have a shitty week
   • Basically
   • fluffy ending tho
   • extremely fluffy ending
   • piotr is a good boyfriend
   • a sweet marshmallow
   • a baby cinnamon roll
   • okay i'm done
   • highkey this might be shitty but I LOVE IT SO SHUT UP
   • also
   • i didn't get to carve a pumpkin this year
   • and i'm SALTY
   • but i digress
   • basically no warnings
   • like i can't think of any
   • this is just fluffy
   • Pumpkin Carving
   • Like
   • There's no plot
   • This is pointless
   • BUT I STILL LOVE IT
   • the T rating is for language
   • unsurprisingly
   • you carve a pumpkin for the first time
   • The End
   • I SAID IT WAS POINTLESS OKAY
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • how many ways can i say fluff
   • your heart will melt out your ass
   • (@ the person who said that to me in a comment once you know who you are and i love you)
   • you and piotr move in together
   • that's all that's going on
   • just some fluff
   • a lot of fluff
   • it's pretty cute
   • i think it's cute and i never like my own work
   • so that's how you know it's cute
   • guarateed to cause cavities and make your heart melt out your ass
   • sexually suggestive content
   • Implied Nudity
   • because you're welcome
   • This is just a happy fic
   • gratuitous fluff
   • wait there's no such thing
   • Smut
   • Gentle Sex
   • yes that's right - Freeform
   • i wrote sex
   • for y'all
   • You're Welcome
   • this is my first time writing smut so please be gentle
   • i just made myself laugh
   • abuse mention
   • mentions and depictions of injuries
   • Illness
   • piotr gets sick and you take care of him
   • this is really just a fluff fest though
   • because i can't write anything else
   • also wade is mentioned once but that's it
   • it's really just the two of you
   • My first explicit fic
   • crossing so many milestones this year
   • like last week's fic
   • but from piotr's pov
   • and with hardcore smut
   • you get sick and piotr takes care of you
   • this is really just a fluffy fic
   • enough fluff to give you diabetes
   • (i don't think diabetes works that way but you get the point)
   • read at your own fluffin risk
   • Did I mention fluff?
   • literally no warnings for this one
   • just a short fluffy blurb
   • a good way to end the fluff saga of november
   • because next week is going to be ANGSTY
   • so enjoy the happiness while it lasts
   • oh boy
   • this is... a thing
   • Dubious Consent
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • Fuck or Die
   • Marathon Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Overstimulation
   • this is nothing but sin
   • Gratuitous Smut
   • Sex Pollen
   • Perverts of the most obnoxious variety
   • okay
   • Here we go
   • Car Accidents
   • Passive aggressive behavior
   • Anxious Thoughts
   • Making Up
   • Working things out
   • Yes there is a happy ending
   • But this is an angst fic
   • Because I am LONG overdue for one
   • Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
   • that's all this fic is about
   • literally no warnings on this
   • well you do get shut in an actual closet
   • so if you're claustrophobic you might want to think about that
   • but yeah
   • nice and fluffy
   • to atone for last week
   • some nice moderate angst to start the new year off right
   • Not a lot though
   • and you don't get hungover this time!
   • but you do cry
   • so there's that
   • talking about relationships and the future
   • the author edited this after a night of no sleep at 8 am
   • hhahahahaha my life is a mess
   • but you know what isn't
   • this fic
   • Hi welcome to angst
   • i've been in an angsty mood lately
   • no surprises there
   • i discovered frank castle
   • and HOLY HOT DAMN
   • what a SNACC
   • anywho
   • back to the point
   • Gunshot Wounds
   • Injuries in general
   • You get shot
   • It Sucks
   • life goes on - Freeform
   • angst angst angst
   • you'll probably cry
   • well this did not end as i expected it to
   • this was supposed to be fluffy
   • and fun
   • to make up for last week
   • and then depression happened
   • both in the fic and outside of it
   • because this is literally inspired by the depressive episode i'm balls deep in right now
   • figurative balls not literal ones
   • this got out of hand OKAY
   • References to Depression
   • you get depressed and piotr's there to help you
   • maybe it's fluffier than i think
   • idk i just feel like this is a really sad fic
   • probably because i'm really sad
   • also it is my headcanon that nate lives to fuck with scott at every possible turn
   • because scott summers is a douchebag
   • and if you know the original backstory of how nathan came to be you will agree with me
   • Whelp
   • This is just smut
   • mildly disguised as a character study
   • nothing but filth
   • enjoy i guess
   • Angst angst angst angst
   • hi this is angst
   • Nothing but angst
   • and some fluff
   • but ANGST
   • I NEEDED TO WRITE ANGST AND I DID
   • Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Mentions of Organized Crime
   • backstory on Piotr's mother
   • or - Freeform
   • you know
   • my version of her backstory
   • because marvel hasn't given her one so i say FAIR GAME
   • piotr is a human that has issues of his own in this essay i will
   • but no seriously piotr's a human and he's not perfect
   • i WILL DIE ON THIS HILL DAMMIT
   • highkey this is probably shitty but i can't be assed right now
   • i'm so depressed
   • that i'm just happy to have it done
   • next week'll probably be fluff because i need a fuckin break from angst
   • Injury
   • Near Death Experiences
   • hi welcome to FRANK CASTLE DESERVES FRIENDS DAMMIT
   • another hill i will die on
   • whoo boy this took forever
   • i hope y'all like it because i'm pretty sure i bled for this fic
   • Fluff and Smut
   • consumption of alcohol
   • in safe amounts though
   • no one's drunk
   • piotr's safe to drive
   • drive safe kids
   • also: roadhead
   • because why not
   • Hotel Sex
   • you and piotr owe an apology to the neighboring rooms
   • even though neither of you are really sorry
   • piotr is the best boyfriend to walk the face of the earth
   • No one is surprised
   • hello and welcome to my salt
   • this is literally a byproduct of netflix cancelling the punisher series
   • i am SALTY DAMMIT
   • and this absolutely pertains to the series
   • this isn't just self indulgent crack
   • but this is one hundred percent a salt fic
   • no doubt about it
   • Blood and Injury
   • mentions of child abuse
   • you just have a rough time of it
   • and all you wanted to do was buy your boyfriend a birthday present dammit
   • there's a happy ending though
   • So don't worry
   • alternatively titled 'welcome to the latest essay on why frank castle DESERVES FRIENDS DAMMIT'
   • hi welcome to this beast
   • this took a week and a half to write
   • i feel like i just gave birth holy shit
   • Adult Humor
   • Adult Language
   • Shitty Puns
   • 4th Wall Breaking
   • your uncle is back and his coping skills are worse than yours
   • mentions of abuse and near death experiences
   • also you have a panic attack
   • so heads up for that
   • featuring things i wish i'd said when i was younger
   • holy fuck this is huge
   • this is the largest one shot i've ever written
   • i want an award
   • and a massage for my poor hands
   • Child Abuse
   • Repressed Memories
   • Head Injury
   • Sibling Rivalry
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • But mostly angst
   • And Plot
   • and SO MANY WORDS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL
   • also frank castle shows up because i have no control
   • if i can include him i will dammit
   • also alexandra got shafted by marvel so i just made my own backstory for her
   • I apologize for nothing
   • i am so EXCITED about this one
   • i have been planning this miniseries for MONTHS
   • MONTHS I SAY
   • also the tags are worse than the content
   • i just have to tag for some stuff to be say
   • Mentions of Suicide
   • Mental Health Issues
   • this sounds angsty and it is just a little
   • but really this is a fluff fest i promise
   • some nice healing found family fluff
   • you and wade are the best siblings and love each other so much
   • i'm hella excited for this one
   • the plot in this one is SO GOOD
   • you the reader have the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY IN THE ROOM FOR THIS ONE
   • LIVE YOUR BDE FANTASIES MY BBIES
   • you and piotr get into a bit of a fight
   • more of a confrontation than a fight really
   • but it is ANGSTY
   • also you kick Magneto's ass
   • mentions of medication stuff
   • Political stuff
   • the next installment of this v fluffy miniseries
   • Mention of injuries
   • allusions to rape
   • like it's very non-graphic
   • and it isn't about you or Neena
   • But it's there
   • neena is the coolest big sister ever
   • and unlike Wade she actually has her shit together
   • can she adopt me please?
   • and then it got really angsty out of nowhere
   • I'm not sorry
   • Loss of Virginity
   • First Time
   • don't listen to the tags this an angst fic
   • everything is consensual though i swear
   • there's just a lot of insecurities that have to be dealt with
   • Mild Angst
   • this fic is p fluffy tho
   • just more found family stuff because i'm a sucker for it
   • sleepovers are the best
   • ellie kicks your ass in mario kart
   • it's a good time
   • some good stuff's coming up
   • i'm so excited y'all have no idea
   • Mild sensuality
   • Mild Adult Language
   • this is a happy fic with a happy ending i promise
   • y'all are gonna scream
   • it's time to be gay darlings
   • also the t rating is just for language
   • this would've been a g but i like using the f word
   • So here we are
   • Pride
   • Gay Pride
   • can't do pride month without a pride themed fic
   • this one's so good
   • basically the best fic i've ever written
   • and the angst on this one
   • chef's kiss
   • mwah
   • A Thing Of Beauty
   • like i made myself cry while writing it
   • that's how good it is
   • happy ending because happy endings are good
   • Lots of adult language
   • also nathan is a dork and owns it
   • and he likes taco bell
   • I don't make the rules I just follow them
   • i dialed up the angst on this one
   • it's been a while since i unleashed my inner angst queen
   • aaahhhh it feels good
   • i mean i guess it's not all that angsty
   • piotr has a nightmare and you comfort him
   • but it feels angsty to me
   • so i'm calling it angsty
   • VALIDATE MY FUCKING PARKING PLEASEEEE
   • I worked so hard on this
   • AND I KNOW IT'S GOOD
   • I JUST NEED THE SWEET SWEET INTERNET VALIDATION
   • mentions of angst
   • mentions of injury
   • so much fluff you're gonna die
   • A literal fuckton of fluff
   • Also I referenced every single fic in the CHC I've written thus far
   • at least once
   • so yeah I WANT COMMENTS DAMMIT
   • i got this idea in approximately two seconds
   • AND WENT WITH IT
   • the t rating is only for the mention of deepthroating
   • and a brief moment of sexual fantasy
   • Popsicles
   • cherry is the superior flavor
   • fite me
   • this was written and edited on benadryl
   • so idk how well it's gonna read
   • sorry - Freeform
   • it's very wholesome tho
   • no warnings for this one
   • just some good ol fashioned summer fun
   • Water Balloon Fights
   • hi welcome to this
   • I just felt like doing it
   • so i did
   • Just a bunch of smut
   • Shameless Smut
   • So much smut
   • NSFW Alphabet
   • Accidental Drug Use
   • drug overdose
   • Seizures
   • Psychosis
   • Hospitals
   • Hospitalization
   • Cocaine
   • a lot of research went into this fic
   • and now i know more than i ever wanted to about cocaine
   • also don't do drugs kids
   • they can be v dangerous
   • especially to people already on medication for something
   • once again piotr rasputin is the best partner
   • such an angel
   • we all love him
   • also drug withdrawals
   • there's that
   • so keep that in mind
   • Childhood Trauma
   • Past Child Abuse
   • just a lot of anger and crying
   • And angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • i'm fully expecting everyone to cry
   • v emotional
   • also russell is a sweetheart and no one can convince me otherwise
   • this is the least sexy smut i've ever written
   • like it has the 'e' rating because it's about sex
   • but it is not spank bank material
   • or it might be
   • i don't know what you're into
   • also practice good sex hygiene kiddos
   • pee after sex. use lube. don't try to have sex while flying in midair
   • ALL THE GOOD STUFF
   • pegging gone wrong
   • on a related note hank needs a raise
   • The poor man
   • surprise anal sex
   • and on another related note ow
   • WHOOOOOO BOY
   • you've officially joined the mile high club
   • as has piotr
   • Thigh Riding
   • dick sucking
   • girl on top
   • everything we want out of life
   • amirite ladies
   • mention of a panic attack but like literally only for context that it happened
   • no details about it
   • bc this is a smut fic
   • If it wasn't clear
   • the author is mildly ashamed of this skdfljsdlkfjs
   • look just ignore the two swear words in this
   • sshhh shhhh shhhhhh
   • they aren't there
   • this is one hundred percent g rated
   • just let me have this okay
   • Dancing
   • Dancing Lessons
   • Slow Dancing
   • y'all are practicing for your wedding
   • too much fluff to handle
   • i've had this one planned for over a year
   • and it's FINALLY TIME
   • Heavy Angst
   • Physical Abuse
   • Manipulation
   • Blood
   • Recovery
   • i'm not a lawyer don't come for me if it's not accurate
   • also don't come for me for including frank karen matt and foggy
   • JUST LET ME HAVE MY FICTION FUN OKAY
   • wedding prep stuff
   • Cake
   • speaking of which i now want cake
   • literally no warnings
   • lots and lots of fluff
   • and one itty bitty fight because it makes sense to have it
   • but yeah fluff
   • and tie ins with other fics
   • sorry not sorry but also sorry
   • Wedding Planning
   • the women's fashion industry is sadistic
   • sorry if some of this seems underdone or lazy i'm just hella tired oops
   • Implied Relationships
   • ignore the two swear words in here
   • they aren't here
   • this is totally rated g
   • just let me have this please
   • also we're kicking off our month of fall themed fics!
   • it's all fall for all of october!
   • also i personally believe that piotr has the best taste in sweaters
   • it's just a fact okay
   • more fun fall stuff
   • also ignore any curse words
   • just let me have this g rating pls
   • inspired by my real life hatred for raking leaves
   • WE HAVE A MASSIVE OAK TREE ON OUR PROPERTY
   • AND IT DROPS AN ASSLOAD OF LEAVES
   • AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH RAKING
   • y'all don't even know
   • Also this fic is actually g-rated thanks to Piotr's 'langauge' thing
   • thank you piotr you have finally forced a fic to actually be g-rated
   • well except for the narration
   • But the dialogue is completely clean!
   • i'm failing at this whole 'try not to use swear words' thing aren't i
   • pranks and haunted house fun
   • honestly idk about this one
   • it's kinda meh
   • but it's cute
   • so be nice pls
   • again just ignore the swear words
   • they're not there - Freeform
   • shhhhh
   • HAPPY SPOOPAWEEN!!!!
   • I HOPE YOU ALL GET LOTS OF CANDY AND SPOOPS TONIGHT!!!
   • also all the russian snacks mentioned in this a real
   • i researched them
   • russia is weird
   • also yeah this has to be rated t
   • because of some mentions of sex things
   • you and piotr are just a couple of dorks
   • that's the real message of this series
   • NEXT FIC IS GONNA BE THE WEDDING WHO ELSE IS EXCITED!!!!!!!
   • but this is the wedding rehearsal
   • and also something else
   • you can probably guess from the title but ssshhhh it's still a surprise
   • mentions of a sexual things
   • and swear words
   • and mentions of childhood trauma
   • but it's really mild
   • overall this is a fluff fic
   • This is it folks
   • HERE COMES THE BRIDE! HERE COMES THE BRIIIIDE!!!!!
   • WE'VE REACHED THE WEDDING FIC
   • AT LONG LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
   • Wedding Fluff
   • Weddings
   • the reception will be covered in the next fic
   • obviously nate's there too
   • and neena
   • but idk if they're mentioned specifically or repeatedly
   • so i didn't put them in as character tags
   • but they're There i promise
   • Wedding Reception
   • piotr's pov
   • the morning after your wedding
   • just a bunch of fluff
   • our boy being happy and giggly
   • what more could you want
   • IT'S HONEYMOON TIME!!!!
   • AND Y'ALL ARE GOING TO DISNEY!!!!!
   • just kidding no such thing
   • Also planes
   • And mention of needles
   • and mention of past trauma
   • but it's good
   • THIS IS A HAPPY FIC
   • and thus ends the marriage/wedding related arc
   • short but sweet
   • the concept of soulmates as it relates to being deeply connected to someone and loving them dearly
   • mention of childhood trauma
   • Mention of Child Abuse
   • look i know this is short but i want it to exist so it's existing
   • this is the most self indulgent thing i've ever written
   • and i don'T CARE IF IT'S REALISTIC OR NOT
   • I WROTE IT FOR M E
   • THIS FIC IS FOR M E
   • don't at me
   • also i'm making kastle official
   • BECAUSE FUCK NETFLIX FOR BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THAT
   • so now they're together
   • Properly
   • so there
   • Violence
   • Blood and Violence
   • I feel like this one kinda tips over into graphic violence?
   • maybe just a bit?
   • so i hit that warning just in case
   • strictly platonic snuggling for the purpose of warmth only
   • i'm dead serious
   • Abduction
   • fucked up psychopathic shit
   • this fic goes places
   • medication withdrawals
   • Gun Violence
   • as usual ignore all the swearing
   • that should basically be a rule of reading my fics
   • ignore all the curse words
   • ALSO HI I'M BACK
   • WITH FLUFF!!!
   • I MISSED ALL OF YOUUUU!!!!!
   • furnishing a house
   • furniture is expensive and I am not happy about it
   • OH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!
   • THIS LITTLE MINI-SERIES IS MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
   • I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
   • AND WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY IS IT GONNA BE A RIDE!!!!!!
   • moderate levels of violence
   • unexpected necromancy
   • temper tantrums of the mutant power type
   • wade in true wade form
   • scott gets shit on so much in this series
   • that trend isn't stopping anytime soon oops
   • look there's gotta be that one character
   • that gets the shit end of the characterization stick
   • and that's scott
   • Sorry Not Sorry
   • 5+1 Things
   • a small glimpse at yours and wade's legendary pranks
   • and the underlying reason behind scott's eventual heart problems
   • also scott gets mean in the last one
   • and verbally aggressive
   • just a heads up
   • also language
   • because i like swearing lol
   • this one's a two parter
   • next chapter should be up around the 11th
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Swearing
   • which is par for the course for me
   • Mutant Experimentation
   • i love alexandra and i want to be her
   • tagging for this is going to be interesting since it has two chapters
   • will add tags and characters as needed
   • also yes i included the punisher in this
   • sue me
   • all of this is self-indulgent
   • also scott summers is ableist heads up
   • More Fighting
   • more use of guns
   • taking advantage of mental health problems for personal gain
   • the guy's a dickhole though so he kinda earned it imo
   • disgusting worldviews
   • Interrogation
   • Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
   • feelings of failure
   • honestly the reader character probably has adhd
   • which makes sense because i have it oops
   • wrote myself into the fic again
   • Imagine that
   • also alex is my baby and you can take her away from me over my COLD DEAD BODY I WILL FITE U
   • heavy found family tropes here
   • good feels only
   • the kitty/illyana thing is more hinted at in this than overt
   • if you know where to look you'll see it
   • but they will be canon for the series eventually
   • Painting
   • Bob Ross - Freeform
   • Happy Little Trees
   • Pure softness this week
   • Romance
   • Married Life
   • The long awaited part Two
   • chucking this one under mature and violence tags bc there's death in this
   • Death
   • Child Death
   • Shooting
   • This is a heavy one
   • still has some fluffy points though
   • Family Fluff
   • Dysfunctional Coping Skills
   • Piotr's stepping up to the plate
   • Fist Fights
   • quick break from posting hiatus
   • because it felt important
   • potentially triggering material
   • given the current political situation
   • but no displays of violence or anything
   • use your discretion
   • Surprise Party
   • it's your birthday!!!
   • kept short and sweet so that it can fit with p much anyone reading
   • also surprise i'm back
   • this year has been utter shit so fuck it
   • i'm posting fluff
   • More Fluff
   • because honestly i need it
   • this has been a hellscape year
   • the only mention of covid i will make in this series
   • because this is my escapism series
   • wear your fucking masks or else
   • Set in winter
   • for aesthetics
   • you and piotr have a nice cozy remote school day inside
   • and also a nerf gun fight
   • ends with something suggestive but i'm rating it g because i want to
   • i'm also now realizing that the reader really reflects my adhd oops
   • Blizzards & Snowstorms
   • also let me know if you want a fic of how the sex by the fireplace goes down
   • bc i just might do it if enough people want to see it
   • whoops this happened out of nowhere
   • Chronic Fatigue
   • Self-Loathing
   • Guilt
   • ie the author projected all their issues into the fic oops
   • Catharsis
   • not technically canon to the series
   • piotr is the best husband
   • and loves you just the way you are
   • because timing
   • Domestic Bliss
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Christmas Decorations
   • Christmas Tree
   • Winter
   • you go ham on buying decorations
   • which is what i wish i could do
   • BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO PRETTY
   • money is no object
   • let this fic be your financial escapism
   • minor mention of childhood trauma
   • but nothing too rough
   • Wholesome
   • Christmas Music
   • time to kick off the october smut journey
   • with some nice pg-13 making out and allusions to sex sldfjfslkjflkdsjf
   • Power Outage
   • Cold Weather
   • Fireplaces
   • Warm and Fuzzy Feelings
   • piotr needs to wear more henleys
   • Partial Nudity
   • Masturbation
   • Voyeurism
   • i think
   • Possibly not
   • Nude Modeling
   • Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
   • but russian because piotr is russian
   • GET IT
   • Lingerie
   • Sexual Tension
   • Fantasizing
   • Oops this is late
   • oh well have some smut
   • Somewhat realistic smut tho
   • In that not everything goes flawlessly
   • Sex gets weird sometimes oops
   • Cowgirl Position
   • Woman on Top
   • Face-Sitting
   • Piotr's got some hidden depths teehee
   • all the russian is from google translate so there's that
   • TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY -sorry
   • Wall Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Halloween Costumes
   • Costume Party
   • Sexy Costumes
   • Dirty Talk
   • no actual inclusion of the party
   • we're here for the smut and smut alone
   • Chases
   • playful chasing
   • as an expression of horniness
   • It works trust me
   • Oh god
   • i'm gonna have to go into hiding
   • change my name
   • move to a new state
   • start a new life
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Handcuffs
   • Doggy Style
   • Oral Sex
   • Spreader Bars
   • Light BDSM
   • Orgasm Control
   • this one probably slides into unrealistic
   • as far as real life goes
   • but that's not the point of this fic lol
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • smut party's over it's pain time
   • Miscarriage
   • Crying
   • Menstruation
   • Pointless fluff
   • snuggles
   • Rain
   • the author just wants to take a nap
   • and this fic is wish fulfillment for that lol
   • Tickle Fights
   • Sort Of
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Time Skips
   • week long montage thing
   • Cleaning
   • video games - Freeform
   • Among Us
   • Fall Guys - Freeform
   • piotr isn't very good at video games
   • nor is he good at being impostor
   • he's too wholesome
   • too pure
   • Baking
   • Stress Baking
   • aka me this whole quarantine
   • Pillow & Blanket Forts
   • tis the season
   • Christmas
   • Christmas Shopping
   • holiday vibes
   • I'm missing Christmas shopping in stores this year so this is my emotional support fic
   • also kitty is jewish and thus doesn't observe xmas and i will die on this hill
   • just pure wholesomeness
   • this is my wish-fulfillment fic for house painting
   • because my fiance and i can't afford to repaint the walls in our house
   • and i'm so sick of look at fucking greyish brown
   • but soon - Freeform
   • sooooon
   • Slice of Life
   • Picnics
   • just some no plot fluff
   • talking about having kids
   • and all the responsibilities that go into that
   • kinda pointless but it feels nice so i'm posting it
   • TikTok
   • inspired by the "walk out nakey challenge"
   • this is literally just smut
   • Couch Sex
   • overzealous use of parentheses
   • hMMMMMMMMMMM I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS
   • but not shameless smut bc I'M FEELING THE SHAME
   • Dom/sub
   • Bondage
   • Praise Kink
   • Orgasm Delay/Denial
   • voyeurism?
   • Exhibitionism?
   • maybe? - Freeform
   • if you squint? - Freeform
   • Gentle Dom
   • Sub Piotr
   • dom reader
   • Teasing
   • Formalwear
   • you attend a gala with piotr and dirty talk to him the whole night
   • and then he takes you back to your room and rails you
   • that's it that's the fic
   • tags to be added with the other two chapters
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Attempted Murder
   • not all of these are for chapter one
   • i'm trying to get the big ones out of the way so everyone knows what to expect for the storyline
   • Revenge
   • Italian Mafia
   • Magic
   • honestly i just kinda went ham for this one
   • probably shouldn't have made alex's backstory not fit in the scope of this series bUT OH WELL
   • look if marvel can have the mess that was IW and endgame
   • then I can have this
   • some good ol soap opera style drama
   • which honestly is just Fitting for marvel
   • it's a chaotic dramatic universe
   • the reader's uncle's habit of evasion comes back to bite him in the ass
   • aaaaand the aftermath
   • Wine
   • because there's no getting through this without alcohol
   • can you tell i love the smell of emotional trauma in the morning
   • look as much as the reader's uncle deserved to get punched
   • he was also in a tough situation
   • the real villain? the government
   • also you should absolutely expect some gloriously awkward holiday fics on the eventual horizon
   • because i'm milking this shit for all its worth
   • god how do I even tag this
   • it's the infinity war fic
   • no endgame tho because fuck that
   • spoilers thanos is gonna straight up bite it
   • because fuck him
   • Death Threats
   • also legit i haven't watched infinity war
   • so i have no idea who makes up the majority of thanos' army
   • i'm just going with what the soldiers looked like in the pirated clips i watched on youtube
   • this is a two parter just for length
   • because the doc itself is 50 pages long
   • also we're getting a bit more of alex's backstory in this one
   • heads up on that
   • i'll add more tags when i add chapter two
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • the final part of this miniseries
   • Russian Mafia
   • Arson
   • Concussions
   • Minor Character Death
   • this time it's alex's pass that comes back to bite her in the butt
   • once again we're dipping into the entire backstory
   • that i have created for alex rasputin
   • with probably not enough context to have everything make sense
   • i'm v tempted to do a UN trial fic
   • where all the skeletons in her closet come tumbling out
   • we'll just have to see where it all goes
   • At Long Last
   • IT IS TIME
   • WHAT LIKE TWO OR THREE YEARS IN THE MAKING?
   • GOOD GOD THIS SERIES HAS BEEN GOING FOREVER
   • Pregnancy
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Morning Sickness
   • mentioned miscarriage
   • not for this fic
   • but there's some past trauma that's brought up
   • Found Family
   • ultrasound
   • pregnancy hormones
   • just a lot of emotions in this one okay
   • be prepared for a lot of emotions
   • Wisdom Teeth
   • Dentistry
   • Anesthesia
   • piotr gets his wisdom teeth pulled and gets high off his beefy tits
   • and you get to enjoy the show
   • inspired by when i got my wisdom teeth pulled and got very high from the valium
   • apparently i have no drug tolerance sdkfjdsflkjdsfljsdfl
   • just a bunch of softness
   • because i need it today
   • also alexandra's pitbull is inspired by my parents' pitbull
   • his name is edmund and he is the handsomest baby and i love him
   • and he has the roundest head
   • like a bowling ball
   • just some lovely domestic bonding and couple time
   • you and piotr play video games
   • and just enjoy each other's company and love each other
   • Strip Games
   • gets suggestive at the end
   • also i wrote this when fall guys was the big thing
   • which should tell y'all how old this fic is lol
   • also i suck ass at wii golf
   • and i firmly believe that piotr is an old man who genuinely likes Wii Sports
   • Withdrawal
   • basically the reader's having a tough time going through it and piotr takes care of her
   • and some character introspection on piotr and nikolai
   • and alex in a suit
   • that's p much it
   • Piotr goes to his mother for advice on dealing with emotions
   • which is maybe not the most logical choice but Alex does her best
   • mention of miscarriage
   • the baby is still fine
   • but piotr has trauma from the previous miscarriages and hasn't really dealt with it
   • Pregnant Sex
   • unprotected sex but the reader's pregnant sooo
   • piotr rasputin has amazing tits and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of
   • i am here to proclaim the truth and i will not be denied
   • happy new year have some meandering fluff!!!
   • with a hint of spice!
   • Camping
   • the students at xavier's get to go on an educational camping trip
   • featuring the reader being pregnant
   • also wade's in rare form in this so heads up
   • in my mental time line the reader is about four to five months along here
   • this is just some sweet and loving debauchery to send out the year
   • there's zero plot to this
   • just porn and sweetness
   • trying to manifest that for the incoming new year sdflkjdslfjkdslkfjdslfj
   • this fic brought to you by me trying to plan a baby shower fic
   • and THEN looking up Russian baby shower traditions
   • and learning they don't hold baby showers
   • boy was that egg on my face
   • also there will be a gender reveal fic down the line where the baby's name is officially revealed
   • wanted to do that one first but my very tired brain was like "no"
   • so you're getting them out of order
   • but yes they're having a girl!
   • also the chocolate in the diapers thing is a real thing
   • my cousin's baby shower used that game
   • Food
   • Food as a Metaphor for Love
   • I wrote a lot of this fic when I was hungry can you tell
   • also you can pry Jewish kitty out of my cold dead hands
   • anyway this is thoroughly mid I'm sorry
   • also the reference to quantumania at the end is for my best friend mady ily

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2. Public Bookmark 6

   Forget the Roleplay by SpaceQuest

   Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Piotr Rasputin/Reader
   • Piotr Rasputin
   • Reader
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • Villain/Hero
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Large Cock
   • Teasing
   • Creampie
   • Switching
   • Woman on Top
   • Height Differences
   • Height Kink
   • Handcuffs
   • Oral Sex
   • Kind Of
   • Begging
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Rough Sex

   Summary

   Break in, steal the phone, get out. That's the script, that's the plan. But fuck that, you're horny.

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3. Rec 2

   Just like me by Vinylla_kitten

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • General Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kaeya/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Drabble
   • Hair Braiding
   • Rare Pairings
   • i'm delusional

   Summary

   Kaeveh drabble

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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4. Rec 7

   About Beauty by 3_maybek_3

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kaeya/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya & Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya and Kaveh have a one night stand situation
   • Drunk to lovers
   • Oil and massage
   • Kaeya is the perfect lover for a night
   • Knights of Favonius (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitam mentioned
   • Dear Kaveh
   • There is a letter for you
   • ABOUT BEAUTY

   Summary

   Usually Kaveh deals with roommate frustration alone.
   But this time an exotic surprise saves him from loneliness.

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   last night i dreamed he was trying to kill you (i woke up and i was trying to kill you) by zojnks

   Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Mar 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Johnny Storm
   • Ben Grimm & Reed Richards & Johnny Storm & Susan Storm
   • Johnny Storm & Jennifer Walters
   • Otto Octavius & Peter Parker
   • Ben Grimm & Peter Parker & Reed Richards & Johnny Storm & Susan Storm
   • Johnny Storm
   • Peter Parker
   • Susan Storm (Fantastic Four)
   • Reed Richards
   • Ben Grimm
   • Jennifer Walters
   • Janet Van Dyne
   • Otto Octavius
   • Adrian Toomes
   • Flint Marko
   • Kraven the Hunter
   • Max Dillon
   • Quentin Beck
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Blood and Violence
   • Gore
   • Alternate Universe
   • supervillain!Peter
   • Evil Peter Parker
   • Mild Smut
   • Sinister Six - Freeform
   • sinister seven
   • Suicide
   • (not any of the main characters)
   • Flashbacks
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • based on a tumblr post I saw a long time ago
   • comic canon is played with loose and fast

   Summary

   Johnny hated the Spider. Both him and his team, the stupid fucking Sinister Seven, were the bane of his existence. But, by some god awful coincidence, Johnny soon becomes wrapped up with the Spider in ways he never could have expected. And who’s trying to kill the Sinister Seven?

   or

   “Then, the Spider did the last thing Johnny expected of him.

   He pulled off his mask, revealing a face half lit with moonlight. A face with tall cheekbones, full pink lips, a twice broken nose, brown eyes, and a head of thick brown hair.

   A face that Johnny knew.”

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