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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    delightful and hilarious. personally love every bit of everyone's narrations in this one <3


    April 2018

     

    “Alright, I need everyone to fess up. Who wrote this?” Hayden swings a spiral-bound notebook around. “I know only 4 of you can even read.” It’s too early in the fucking day for this.

    JJ steps in behind him, crossing his arms menacingly. “Tell us before we start making assumptions.”

    “What’s going on now,” Shane grumbles.

    The rest of the team remains silent. They're not particularly good at silence; Berkes drops his jock, which falls to the ground with a solid thunk that echoes off of the walls. Renaud coughs (open mouth, not even attempting to over it with his elbow. Disgusting).

    Hayden passes Shane the notebook and reads the first page.

    “Hollander husband theories?” Shane reads, voice taking a shrill note near the end.

    “Theories about who your husband is,” Mitty supplies helpfully. Three guys smack him.

    Shane sighs. “And are you all betting on this?”

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    14 Apr 2026

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    shane hollander’s boyfriend @ilyarozanov81

    I am very sorry for hiring witch to curse boyfriend’s stupid friend. Was wrong of me to do, especially when friend is little baby girl who is afraid of such things

    7:14 P.M. | 14 Jan 2018 | 770.9k retweets | 903.2k likes

    shane hollander’s boyfriend @ilyarozanov81

    [Image: A screenshot of an Etsy receipt for a “Protection/Curse-Breaking Spell.” The user paid $10.00.]

    Was too late to cancel curse so I have purchased blessing to balance things out

    7:14 P.M. | 14 Jan 2018 | 550.1k retweets | 698.1k likes

    patrice parkinson @ppark67

    there is still $5 worth of curse on hayden pike

    9:11 P.M. | 14 Jan 2018 | 113.7k retweets | 232.1k likes


    Absolute Monster of a Fic. I'd Recommend This Even If Someone Didn't Like Heated Rivalry It Is That Good. like character studies in the most invasive way possible. the modern era can truly be so terrifying. like your brain exists on your phone but horrifyingly, in the nature of celebrity, that means that the internal struggles of your whole family can be put on screen for people to dissect on reddit. god! god! god! and i really love fucking leaning into shane and ilya's romeo and juliet-ness. i really do. teehehee

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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    12 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    genuinely even from a formatting standpoint this fic is absolutely goated however it is also. all about love.

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    AU where one of Shane’s rookies comes out early on in his career. Organized in chronological order.

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    02 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i fucking LOVE it so much when authors know puck this fic series is 1) voyageurs focused and 2) SUCH an interesting premise... highly highly recommend... and theres a lot of hockey which is DELICIOUS!!!

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    His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.

    Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.

    Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    He keeps staring at the drawing framed above the free weights.

    Shane made it in kindergarten. Mom kept it for years and years because she keeps things like that. She had it framed and gave it to Shane right before the start of rookie camp, when it was official, and he’d sign his contract the next day, the maximum allowed for an entry-level contract under the CBA: $900,000, plus $2.85 million in signing and performance bonuses.

    Shane always thought it was a silly thing to hang on to. The drawing is pretty mediocre, even for a five-year-old. It’s a stick figure with brown crayon-jab eyes and black, slashed spikes of hair, too-long arms outlined in blue and red, holding an oblong attempt at the cup. There’s a floating check-mark stick, and the legs end in gray, outward-pointing blocks, which he assumes are supposed to be skates. And above it all, blocky and backward-lettered: MY FUTURE.


    Shane tweaks Ilya’s big toe. “Shut up. So I thought I should introduce myself. And when I watched you practice, or with your team, yeah, you were always laughing, but I thought—well. I was lonely, being so much…better. Than everyone else. And then I saw you standing by yourself, and I thought. Maybe you were lonely, too.”


    chose two portions to highlight bc this fic was that good. the last chapter brought me to TEARS.. also a great shane AND ilya character study because i can never LOSEEEE