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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
    555-926-024
    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
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    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
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    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Hollander huffed and then, slowly, looked into Ilya’s eyes. “What if… what if we didn’t do it all the way?”

    “Yeah?” Ilya breathed. “Like?”

    “What if it’s just the tip.”

    Ilya’s jaw literally dropped. “Who the fuck taught you that?”

    Hollander shrugged, then his eyes locked onto Ilya. “Yes or no.”

    Fuck it.

    Or: episode 4 fuck-montage meets Just The Tip meets down-bad but doesn’t know it Ilya Rozanov meets barebacking

    OR: Ilya “just the tip” Rozanov and Shane “just fucking come in me” Hollander

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is a very perceptive person. He saw the way Shane held himself. He heard the way Shane talked about his girlfriend. Most importantly, he saw the way that Shane had looked at /him/.

    Shane was convincing himself he was straight. Ilya knew he was not.

    Ilya hadn’t lied - he /was/ going to help Shane with his anxiety. It just so happened that a good part of Shane’s anxiety came from the fact that he was lying to himself and everyone else about a key part of himself.

    So Ilya was going to be helping Shane accept that part of himself. No matter what it takes.

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    Shane Hollander thinks he's just a straight man with anxiety. His hypnotherapist thinks otherwise and is willing to prove it in every single way.

    aka the very specific hypnosis kink fic that no one else was going to write. DD:DNE, DLDR, please read the tags!

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    04 Jun 2026