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    “He looks so happy,” Jackie said, joining him at the railing. She rested her head against his shoulder, wrapped an arm around his waist. “It’s really nice to see.”

    “Yeah, it really is,” Hayden said. He sighed heavily. “Fuck. I’m gonna have to start liking Ilya Rozanov, aren’t I?”

    Jackie giggled, rubbing his back in a placating manner. “I’m afraid so, babe.”

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    5 times Hayden started understanding Shane and Ilya's relationship, and the 1 time he finally told Shane he did.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    I was on Tumbler and found this AU prompt:

    “it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au

    And this was born. Enjoy!

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Jackie suddenly appeared behind Hayden. She was smiling widely as she took her place next to Hayden, slipping her arm round her husband. "Shane, Ilya, so glad you guys made it!"

    With one arm, Rozanov pulled her out of Hayden's embrace and twirled her around. "Ah, I have missed you Jackie. You are looking very sexy today, well done."

    Patrice's jaw dropped. 

    Surely even Ilya Rozanov wasn't flirting with another man's wife in front of her husband and his own husband?

    Pat glanced at Kate, giving her his 'I told you so' look. 

    But Jackie just laughed. "Thank you, Ilya."

    "You are very welcome. Is tragic for you now your husband is so old. Anyway, here is gift for old man. I wanted to give Viagra-"

    "Oi!"

    Jesus, this guy didn't know when to stop, did he?

    "-But Shane said was 'inappropriate'," He made finger quotes with his fingers as he spoke and then shrugged, a shit-eating grin on his face. "Sorry, Jackie, I tried to help."

    Asshole.

    (hayden's birthday party sees 3 metros, and their assumptions about hollanov, corrected)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    JJ
    ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

    Mon Capitane🫡
    I'm just not interested in dating right now!

    JJ
    right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

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    Roz
    i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

    (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-

    David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-

    Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?

    Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-

    David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-

    Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-

    Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!

    Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!

    (shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)

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    09 Jun 2026