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On Nightal 20, Waterdeep celebrates the winter solstice by stargazing, making merry, and staying awake all night. As far as Astarion is concerned, hardly a challenge.
In which Astarion and Gale heat up a cold winter night the best way they know how.
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14 Jun 2026
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Astarion and Gale have been sexting via Sending stone for the last month, after Gale returned to Waterdeep - alone - to reforge the Crown of Karsus for Mystra.
Once Gale opens up about his favourite fantasy, though, Astarion can't stay away.
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13 Jun 2026
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Prematurely Perished Protocol by misslillianvalentine for SpellSparkler
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Dec 2024
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Gale unexpectedly dies in a fight, and Astarion will do anything to get him back. Luckily, Gale’s simulacrum is there to help.
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After Gale comes back to life, he gets cucked by his simulacrum.
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“You almost had it. Its name is K’ha’ssji’trach’ash,” the simulacrum explains, saying the word slowly. “The last part is in the back of the throat.”“If you don’t shut up, I’ll shove something to the back of your throat,” Astarion snaps back.
The simulacrum looks him up and down. “I’m not supposed to do that without Gale present, but I imagine he would indulge you if you ask nicely. I am anatomically accurate if you are wondering.”
Astarion is about to lose his gods damn mind. Gale’s dead, his simulacrum is talking about threesomes, and some fucking Mephit refuses to cooperate.
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13 Jun 2026
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Gale finds Astarion after Tav kicks him out for trying to bite him.
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“Better people have died for worse reasons.”
Astarion starts, whether from the words or the anger in Gale’s voice, he’s uncertain. Those eyes narrow more, search over Gale’s face and then he laughs, quick and jagged as the dagger he points towards Gale. “Ah, is that a bit of bloodlust I detect in you, wizard?”
“Not particularly,” Gale lies, moving his hands to ball into fists behind his back. “But I have no shame in admitting I would have needed to feign weeping at the loss.”
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