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Sakura is thirteen when she first finds the journals.
Sakura is fourteen when she has studied enough to understand them.
Sakura is eighteen when she finally accepts what she has become.The air around her tastes like victory and she thrives in it.
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23 Jun 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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After your accidental death, isekai and system are making your life into a joke. Literally.
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You might as well embrace that circus and become a clown.- Language:
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06 Apr 2026
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Canon divergence: What if Itachi had, instead, fucked off with Sasuke? as written by someone who hasn't read Naruto in 10 years (because this has been going on for more than 10 years) and was only recently dragged back into that nonsense ridden pit kicking and screaming, mainly at Hiruzen and the lack of non-cis, non-het, disabled and all permutations thereof characters.
This is my attempt at dodging the horrendously timeline inconsistencies, plotholes and slaughtered character arcs to write something cute, funny and mostly coherent. I have no shame and no interest in constructive criticism.
Spoilers for... everything. Warnings for everything canonical - events, attitudes, traumas, nonsense, themes and the fucking aliens.
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28 Mar 2026
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The war has come to an end. Madara won. In a world destroyed by his power, a dying Obito uses his last strength to give the last other person alive the chance to continue living.
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Six years after the fall of the resistance, Sakura is sent to an alternative universe to save her life. A universe in which everyone she knew is not dead anymore, with the exception of Tsunade Senju, who never existed and, therefore, never created medical ninjutsu. A universe in which medicine is almost fifty years behind, ninjas die like flies and Sakura is the only one who knows how to cure them.
A universe in which she becomes the slug sage.- Language:
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21 Dec 2025