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“You’ll let me see it, of course.”
It takes John no time at all to realize what is being asked, to stiffen with indignation, but he asks, “See what?” nonetheless.
The look those grey-green eyes level at him says please don’t actually be that stupid far more eloquently than should be possible. “You are loup garou, recently infected under traumatic circumstances and subsequently discharged from military service, most likely from a post in Afghanistan or Iraq. Your wounds would have healed with the passing of the initial fever, so whatever lingering effects you are suffering are likely psychosomatic – and severe enough to bar you from the one occupation where being a ruthless hunter is seen as a qualification rather than a detriment.” Those eyes flick back up from their cataloguing of John’s limbs and body to meet his eyes. “When I say you’ll let me see it, I am then, of course, referring to your wolf form.”
“And why would I do that?”
“Potential flatmates should know the worst about one another.”
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17 Apr 2026
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If you were dying, if you'd been murdered -- in your very last seconds, what would you say?
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16 Apr 2026
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(Never) Turn Your Back to the Sea by DiscordantWords for thetimemoves
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
15 Apr 2017
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Baker Street is very much the same. Only different.
And Sherlock is just trying not to drown.
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16 Apr 2026
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At a crime scene, John confesses that he's in love with a man. Sherlock is upset until John starts describing this man in more detail. For just a few seconds, Sherlock thinks it could be him... until John mentions that this man is also beautiful.
Sherlock makes a cutting remark and walks away.
John is devestated... until he works out what's really happened and sets about proving to Sherlock that he is beautiful with long, drawn out, worshipful sex.
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16 Apr 2026
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Open Your Eyes by Resacon1990
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Jan 2015
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"The Burglar?" Thorin cuts him off. He has to know. He has to know.
Balin takes a deep breath, and Thorin feels like the world is dropping out from below him as Balin gently says, "we found him on the battlefield-"
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23 Mar 2026
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“Well, it’s been quite a while since the battle.” Almost two months, two months he has happily spent in Erebor, being with his friends, watching the Mountain come back to life.
He thinks about it all again. There’s nothing keeping him here, he has done his job, Erebor and its treasure are Thorin’s, exactly as they planned nearly a year ago in Bag End. He has lingered in the aftermath, and he should return home, since there is virtually no reason for him to remain here.
Except… home is where the heart is, after all. His heart is definitely not in Bag End anymore, but with the very Dwarf before him. However, this is not a good enough reason to stay, not when he knows his feelings will never be reciprocated.
“So, I’ve been thinking of heading back home.”
Thorin stills. The kind smile on his face vanishes slowly.
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23 Mar 2026
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As a fauntling, not even double digits, Bilbo Baggins falls from a tree and splits his skull neatly in two. He had been exploring alone, and so is left unbothered as he lays dead in the grass. He is still unbothered half an hour later when he sits up, stares curiously at the bloodstained earth, and scampers back home. He stands in the kitchen, happily munching a cranberry-orange scone and oblivious to Belladonna’s tears as she runs her fingers frantically through his blood matted hair.
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Bilbo can't die, and the company finds out much sooner than he had planned (implying he had been meaning to tell them at all, but, well, Bilbo would be a fool to believe anything would go as planned on this confounded journey).
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23 Mar 2026
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He wasn’t dead.
Or, if he was, the halls of his fathers were gone completely, replaced with this strange afterlife.
But he doubted it.
And if he wasn’t dead, and this was the quest once more… he had to make sure nothing changed.
In battle, two simple seconds could be the difference between life and death, and they had narrowly escaped death far too many times.Or:
After dying on Ravenhill, Thorin gets sent back in time to the start of the quest, and is determined to do things right.Series
- Part 1 of A Second Chance at Happiness
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23 Mar 2026
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Eye for Eye and Tooth for Tooth by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Aug 2017
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Bilbo is kidnapped by dwarves looking to hurt the king. Though he manages to escape, he is badly injured and no longer feels safe in Erebor. Thorin, furious at the harm done to his burglar, seeks vengeance. Unfortunately, all he really wants is to find a way to make Bilbo comfortable at his side once again, and that is more difficult.
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23 Mar 2026
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Every hobbit knows that dwarves are voracious lovers. So Bilbo can only assume that Thorin has just been waiting for the opportune time to thoroughly ravage his burglar, who is by no means inexperienced himself.
This would be news to Thorin, of course, since dwarves don't even feel desire until they fall in love.
This leads to a slight misunderstanding.
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22 Mar 2026
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Decided to write a wee ficlet based on this:
sumersprklwrites: DON’T imagine a really really angry Thorin waiting until the doors of the throne room close on whatever rude guest was just there (Let’s face it, probably elves) and then IMMEDIATELY grabbing Bilbo, pulling him into his lap, and just sitting there with his face in Bilbo’s neck until he calms down. (Bilbo just sighs and pats Thorin’s hand because he knows it’s either this or Thorin throwing insults and maybe even starting wars).
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22 Mar 2026
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Here in Erebor, among the Dwarves who had reclaimed their home with blood and sweat, Bilbo could almost forget that he was a Hobbit of the Shire. He could almost forget that Hobbits were not as other beings of Middle-earth, and that a mountain devoid of rich plant life was not the place for one such as he.
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- Part 1 of Cultivation
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21 Mar 2026
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At first, Bilbo is very glad to hear of the new alliance between Erebor and the Shire. He is even more excited when he learns that some of his family members are coming to the Lonely Mountain to discuss the details.
That is, until the dwarves (and Thorin, who is decidedly not and never shall be his) start getting along a little too well with one of his more adventurous cousins, and Bilbo starts doubting about his place.
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21 Mar 2026
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Goblins have long and bitter memories but luckily hobbits have better aim.
Or, after his escape from Gollum, Bilbo stumbles upon the Company a little earlier than we see in the film, and proves himself more of a Took than anyone expected.
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20 Mar 2026
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A Minor Problem by fideliant
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Dec 2013
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Bilbo looks back down at him, his round face flushed red and shiny with sweat. The creases that form in his forehead at the raising of eyebrows do not look like they belong to anyone as adolescent as a mere fifty years of age. “Yes,” he pants, wiping his mouth on his sleeve and grinning. “But I’ll be fifty-one in a few months’ time, if it’s of interest to you.”
Fifty. The number is so small it tightens something in the region of Thorin's chest.
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21 Mar 2026
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Not a Bug, a Feature by lindoreda for Avelera
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Mar 2014
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In which Thorin is perpetually aroused all of a sudden, and it makes him very grumpy.
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17 Mar 2026
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Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain, is a virgin. His Company gets a little too involved in the matter.
(Except their burglar.)
(Especially their burglar.)
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17 Mar 2026
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Bilbo is a wanton creature, and Thorin can hardly keep up.
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16 Mar 2026
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In which Bilbo is a bit more experienced than Thorin bargained for... by Gerry_Old, GerryStAmour
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012)
07 Jan 2013
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Dwarves don’t use their mouths much in their bed-sport, so Thorin is more than a little taken aback when Bilbo takes his lower and lower…
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- Part 25 of Gerry's Old Fics
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16 Mar 2026
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One of These Days (Again and Again) by authoressjean
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Apr 2016
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“Right,” Fili said. “We need to all stay alive, then. That shouldn’t be too hard.”
“You try it,” Bilbo muttered. “See how well you do.”
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By a curse or a blessing from the Valar, Bilbo finds himself repeating the same horrific day of war outside of Erebor again and again. His repeats are always triggered when someone from the company falls. He suffers days and days on his own before the others begin to repeat the day with him.
One would think that with the whole company, an elf king, and a bowman all knowing what was to come, Bilbo would have an easier time getting them all through the day alive.
One would think that, wouldn't they.
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16 Mar 2026