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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Immediately, Eddie realizes two things.

    First, he won’t be able to jerk off normally until the tattoo heals. He doesn’t know why it took him literally starting it to come to this conclusion, but it hits him like a baseball bat to the head regardless. Knocks the wind out of him a little.

    Oh well. His prostate massager came in the mail yesterday, he’ll be fine.

    Second, and simultaneously more startling and more obvious, because why the fuck did he not think of this before— it feels good.

    Like, really good.

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    Or, Eddie gets the best idea he's ever had.

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    Or, the goddamn dick tattoo fic.

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    04 Apr 2024

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    Two men walk into a gay bar.
    One thinks he’s straight, one thinks he’s vanilla.

    Both of them are idiots.

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    02 Apr 2024

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    One of the other passengers ends up behind him. Pressed right up against his back.

    A hand reaches out, grabbing onto the pole. Resting barely an inch above Steve’s own hand.

    “Sorry,” the guy behind him says, but he’s so close that his outbreath hits the shell of Steve’s ear. Hot enough to make him shiver.

    Steve doesn’t reply; he just tightens his grip on the pole.

    (Steve and Eddie dry hump on the subway, then fool around on a balcony.

    Based off this masterpiece!)

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    31 Mar 2024

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    They don’t talk about it.

    Yeah, Eddie knows it’s stupid and possibly (definitely) immature, but he really doesn’t know how to breach the subject.

    Hey, Steve, thanks for jerking me off when I couldn’t sleep. Forgot to mention I’m in love with you. Yeah, no worries, it’s chill. You have a really nice dick! Adios.

    Eddie is going to die.

    What’s meant to be a documentary about Corroded Coffin quickly turns into a docu-romantic starring Eddie Munson’s one and only best friend, Steve Harrington. Will the boys figure themselves out before the rest of the world?

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    30 Mar 2024

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    “I can’t like… get hard. At all. Since, uhhh -” he trailed off awkwardly.

    There was silence, for a second. Steve’s fingers dug into his thighs.

    “You… what?” said Eddie, finally.

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    29 Mar 2024