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    "Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"

    Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.

    "Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"

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    or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    14 Mar 2026

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    After a misunderstanding, the Montreal Metros think Shane is topping the domineering Ilya Rozanov. Shane gets his team's respect back and then some.

    It might be more than Shane can handle.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    He mentally summed the list up as he walked, breath fogging up in the cold Montreal air. In just over two months he’d had skin to skin contact exactly six times.

    It had been bad before, during the Canadian winter, when everyone was always fully covered from head to toe, it always got worse than in summers, but this season was a new record low, even for him.

    And he was going mad because of it.

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    Shane has only had skin on skine contact six times in two months. He's going insane because of it, becoming obsessed with every possibility of it. It impacts his sleep, concentration and eventually his game on the ice. In desperation he books a session with a massage therapist, supposedly for his tense muscles. Enter one Ilya Rozanov, massage therapist from heaven, Russian asshole, consent king and all-around good boy once you get past his general demeanor.

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    28 Feb 2026