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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “You know,” Rozanov speaks up, walking backward for a second so that he can face Shane, “if we are pretending to be boyfriends, you should probably work on looking less offended every time I speak.”

    “You should work on speaking less.”

    “Oh, I feel the chemistry already.”

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    OR: When a college dean’s homophobic comments threaten to cost Northlake University its main sponsors (and therefore its entire hockey program), campus golden boys Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are asked to fake-date for damage control.

    Shane thinks the plan is absurd. Ilya thinks it’s hilarious. Unfortunately, both of them care too much about hockey to say no.

    Now they just have to survive staged dates, invasive campus gossip, suspicious teammates, and pretending to be disgustingly in love for a few months.

    Which would all be a lot easier if they weren’t starting to enjoy it a little too much…

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander accidentally comes out to his hockey team after years of hiding his sexuality behind carefully crafted personas and unfinished coming out speeches. As the Metros slowly begin icing him out on and off the ice, Shane spirals between rage, grief, and self-discovery—while Ilya refuses to let him forget exactly who he is.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya considers himself a reasonable man. Sure, one might say he’s more obsessed with Shane than is strictly healthy, but it’d be more unreasonable if he had the king of hockey in his bed (and in his heart) and he wasn’t obsessed. Still, he’d like to think that he’s above becoming jealous of fictional characters. And he is above it. Of course he is. It would have been one thing if Shane had told Ilya about his childhood crush on Anakin Skywalker at the beginning of May, when they had a summer-long stretch of lazy weekends at the cottage and busy days at the Irina Foundation and warm bright mornings where Ilya gets to watch Shane wake up in his arms.

     

    But it’s late September, and Ilya’s mad at everything.

     

    Or: Ilya finds out about Shane’s childhood crush on a certain tortured Jedi, and it dredges up old insecurities.

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    27 May 2026

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    Hayden hates Wednesdays.

    It used to be one of the better days of his week. And then Jackie extended the invitation to Rozanov.

    So now, Hayden hates Wednesdays.

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    Or, Hayden has never understood how things work between his best friend and his boyfriend - and he doesn't want to. But one dinner night may just force himself to open his eyes a little.

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    10 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    07 May 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    01 May 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    After seeing their Uncle Shane crying, Ruby and Jade Pike spend their daily 30 minutes of iPad time assembling a squad of Hockey Uncles to protect their Uncle Shane from the Bad Guys.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya haven’t spoken to each other since they broke up over a misunderstanding at the 2017 All-Stars game. Ilya was traded from Boston to LA and they both tried to move on. But, in December of 2019, when Ilya ends up on injury reserve, he decides to make an unannounced trip to Montreal. He could have never foreseen the global pandemic just around the corner of that decision, and as the world crumbles around them, they find themselves isolated at the cottage for the longest offseason of their lives.

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    What happens when the systems you have carefully built to keep yourself hidden and emotionally regulated are no longer available to you? What happens when the identity you built your life around becomes the thing you must let go of? What happens when isolation exposes the truth about yourself and everyone around you and there’s nowhere else to hide? What does Shane do then? What does Ilya do then? What ripples does that create beyond their relationship? What shape does their life become when honesty is no longer optional?

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    18 Apr 2026

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    It was hot when Rozanov lost his English in the middle of their hookups, and usually seemed encouraging, but there was always some part of Shane that wondered, or more so worried, what exactly he was thinking about. He forced his focus back to what he was doing, but then stopped. It sounded like Rozanov was saying bullshit? Bullshit?
    “Is okay?” Rozanov asked, brows scrunched, "I hurt you?”
    Shane shook his head.
    “Is too much?” he asked, his eyes worried, brows still knit together.
    “No.” Shane stared back, no it wasn’t too much, it was never too much. “I want.. more.”
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    or: Shane wants more but Ilya wants bol’she.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    My Lily ♥️

    Jane: Baby

    Jane: Lilya

    Jane: Ilya it happened again

    My Lily ♥️: What happened moya lyubov? Are you okay?

    Jane: First Boston now Ottawa oh my god

    My Lily ♥️: Sweetheart what happened?

    Jane: I’m in the wags chat

    Jane: AGAIN

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    16 Apr 2026

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov really, really wants Shane Hollander's asshole. First they got cockblocked by a snowstorm. Then Hollander, certified anxious flower that he is, decided to play hard to get. Ilya has spent almost two years periodically texting his rival, hoping the latter will finally agree to hook up again. Ilya hopes to stumble upon the correct sexting-to-rage-baiting ratio, enough for Hollander to get over whatever mental hurdles he's having.

    And then, as luck would have it, Ilya meets Shane Hollander's ex-girlfriend Jessica. Of course, Ilya is not above playing dirty in order to achieve his goals...

    Chaos ensues, unlikely friendships are forged through general assholery, and jury's still out on who takes the crown as greatest menace of them all.
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    A mostly funny, occasionally wholesome story about friends who have your back, even when they're dicks about it! Told mainly through texts and tweets.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Countless times people made assumptions about Shane and Ilya's sex life + a few times they learned the truth.

    [Or: timestamps, social media tangents, and other bits of fluff related to "5 Times Shane and Ilya Matched Each Other's Freak."]

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    23 Feb 2026

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    This season on “The Bachelor”, handsome billionaire Tim Bradford is looking for his wife amongst the thirty female contestants coming to the Bachelor Mansion to accept his roses and capture his heart. Amongst them is Lucy Chen who does not think love is a game, so she has different rules, and Tim soon discovers that he is willing to ignore the conventions and procedures of the reality show for more time with Lucy…and more of her.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    ”I’ll go broke if I keep getting uber’s, Eds.”

    ”I’d pay for them.”

    Oh?

    (Narrator: He's about to discover it gets so much worse than this.)

    Or, if Meth Lab JIm was Jim Street from SWAT, and he knew just how ridiculous it is that Buck and Eddie still aren't together

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    19 Jul 2025

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