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Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year.
He tries not to fall apart.
Tries not to smoke too much weed.
And tries not to fall in love with Draco Malfoy.He fails rather spectacularly at all of the above.
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10 May 2026
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Pretty Fond of Not Very Good Ideas by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for birdsofshore, capitu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2017
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Harry Peterson, Orderer Extraordinaire, and his trusty sidekick, Ray. Or: Harry's been hit with a memory charm, but it's okay because he realises he's bent
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15 Feb 2026
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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
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The Discreet Gentleman's Connection by pluto (gayrights420)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2023
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The Discreet Gentleman’s Connection is the number one choice for discerning gentlewizards, offering only the finest floo call connections.
Crave the voice of another man? We’ll connect you. Securely. Anonymously. Discreetly.
Five Galleons per call.
Warning:
The company is not liable for damages if the user discovers that they’ve been having anonymous floo-sex with their lifelong enemy.
Nor is the company liable for damages if the user ends the call without revealing their own identity, intending to forget this whole thing ever happened.
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01 Aug 2025
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Need You by youhavemyswordandmybow for Ponnie_Doodles1980, Animamundi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2024
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Going back to school has been good for Harry. He’s enjoying it this time around, actually learning, rather than fighting for his life.
Of course, there’s a few things that are keeping him occupied. One of them is blonde, insufferable and wears really nice clothes.
The other one is also blonde, and is definitely dead.
No matter, at least he hasn’t done anything stupid - like bonded his entire life to a certain someone who he absolutely had no need to bond himself to …Series
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20 Jul 2025