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Charles keeps waiting, and waiting, and waiting for Max to propose, but it seems more and more like it’s not going to happen. It's driving him crazy.
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Max is determined to surprise Charles with his proposal, but that man knows him far too well; he always seems to figure it out. It's driving him crazy.
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“Fuck off, Max. We are not having dinner, and you’re not staying over, and we are not having sex. We’re not doing any of that, because now I feel stupid. I pulled so much shit together for you.” Blue starts to bleed into his sterness, glassy eyes getting glassier, scowl a little less composed. “I spent so much time doing all these things I thought you’d like because we’re finally a couple, and I’m finally allowed to show you how much I care, and now it all seems stupid. I feel stupid. I want to go to bed. Please leave.”
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Max is late for Valentine's dinner. He has to spend a lot of time on his knees to get on Charles' good side.
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i still have one wish to make (a special one for you) by luserstappen
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
28 Dec 2025
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Christmas is not Charles’ favorite time of the year.
It’s not like he hates it. He doesn’t mind the festivities; he enjoys the food and the music and the mistletoe as much as the next person. It’s just. It feels hollow. This time of the year is when the carved out spaces in his heart —left by the people he misses— hurt the most. When the empty spaces around the table feel the most empty. Every sparkle of the tree is a bit of an insult, a bit of a reminder of all the light he no longer has. 'Tis the damn season.
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Charles has a case of the Holiday Blues and Max makes it better.
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Here’s the thing about Charles Leclerc: Max Verstappen is never going to be able to fully escape him. Not really. Not in a way that matters.
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Max Verstappen tries his best to move past his infatuation with Charles Leclerc. Because it's not serious. It can't be. Loving him means losing him, and that's something he completely refuses to do. However, it's not easy with Charles following him around all the time, looking like that, sounding like that, being like that - being Charles Leclerc.
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A game where you toss balls into laundry baskets by luserstappen
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Sep 2022
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"Alright big boy, keep your dick inside your pants, 'kay?" He put a hand on Steve's chest. "I don't think I need to say this, but I clearly have zero clue on how to play this game."
"That's alright, we all gotta start somewhere." He said, slowly pushing the ball into Eddie's chest.
Eddie tilted his head to the side. "Yeah, you would be right. If it wasn't for the fact I'm never doing this again."
Steve laughed soundly and ruffled up the other man's hair. "Come on, I'll teach you. It'll be fun." Some of Eddie's hair was falling over his face, so he delicately pushed a few strands back and tucked them behind his ears. "I promise."
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- Part 1 of Steddie One-Shots!
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"Well, how did you deal with them all this time?" Louis demanded, and Lestat, by that point far beyond coherent sentences, mumbled something about not having had to, not since Paris.
It took a moment to decipher this, then another for the implications to fully sink in, and then – "You haven't had a heat since the 40s? Lestat!"
Lestat falls headlong into his first heat in nearly eighty years. Louis helps out, as good ex-husbands do.
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Ilya Rozanov Gets Railed by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2023
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“You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.
Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”
“You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.
“Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”
“And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”
“When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”
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11 Mar 2026
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Holding Patterns by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Nov 2025
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“Do you want to know how it feels?”
Shane let his hand fall back to the couch. He pushed himself up onto his elbows and lifted a brow at Rozanov. “What – holding the Cup? You’ve already made that joke once.”
“No.” Rozanov’s fingers encircled Shane’s wrist and then he was pulling Shane’s hand between his legs.
Or: Shane tops.
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11 Mar 2026
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“...Hollander,” He hears Rozanov say, urgent like it’s not the first time he’s said it. “Shane,” he follows it up with, and that snaps him out of it. He’s never called him that. Shane, reluctantly, lifts his face a little, eyes glazed over as he meets Rozanov’s eyes.
“What?”
“You stink,” Rozanov says, concern dripping. “No, you—fuck. You reek. What is—” Ilya’s fingers lift up, tugging at the scent patch, revealing more of the spot beneath it. Even Shane can smell himself at that point. He does reek. Reeks of heat, of Omega, of honey and sweetness, of something that would melt on your tongue.
Shane reefs himself back. The Omega inside him aches, mourns, whimpers at the loss of contact. It’s needed, though. He scrambles back, hand slapping at his neck to force the peeled patch back down over his scent gland. He backs up till his spine knocks against the bathroom stall.
“You are in heat at award show? Why would you hide this? Why would you not call out sick? Are you—are you insane? You care this much about trophy?”
OR Shane goes into heat in Vegas
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10 Mar 2026
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St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up
St-Simon: the last one was so bad
St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT
St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together
Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.
Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.
Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up
Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination
St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head
[Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]
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- Part 2 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
- Part 2 of a collection of hollanovs
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28 Feb 2026