lousy_science
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- DC Extended Universe (11)
- Dunkirk (2017) (11)
- Batman (Movies - Nolan) (8)
- Law & Order: SVU (7)
- Batman - All Media Types (7)
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Catching Keys by lousy_science
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine and the X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel
04 Aug 2019
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When the founders of a cryptocurrency start getting death threats on the eve of a big conference, they call in Logan to provide security. Logan calls in Scott to provide stability. No one gets quite what they expect.
Follows on from The Last Time We Fought and Can't Tell the Salt from the Wound.
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- Part 3 of The Mutineers
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Rafael has never experienced someone rage-cooking before.
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It's been a rough day, and Sonny won't shut up. Rafael works out just what it takes to quiet him down.
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Midwinter smut.
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- Part 11 of The Does What it Says on the Tin series
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Something That I Never Had, Something That You've Never Seen by lousy_science for valkyrierising
Fandoms: Ocean's 8 (2018)
17 Dec 2018
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Who needs a Secret Santa when you have Nine Ball? Featuring a very persistent movie star, a road trip, Grandmothers, donuts, sibling gift dilemmas, a missing hard drive, not enough pool-playing, and the Wu.
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The Mutineers by lousy_science
Fandom Marvel, Wolverine and the X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
04 Aug 2019
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The Wardrobe Malfunction 'verse by lousy_science
Fandom Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Dark Knight Rises (2012), DC Cinematic Universe
16 Jul 2017
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The Ballad of Shane Hollander's Tits
Bookmarked by lousy_science
30 Jun 2026
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Shane watched Ilya tilt his head back and drop some peanuts into his mouth. He gave them all of two chews before swallowing. The totally indigestible peanuts travelled down the line of his beautiful speckled throat. The man was begging for chronic reflux.
Bookmarked by lousy_science
12 Apr 2026
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
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Bookmarked by lousy_science
05 Apr 2026
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Ilya examined Shane’s face with stolen, casual glances. Normally, the people he worked for weren’t so distractingly hot. The suit was cut in such a way to suggest a muscular body beneath it.
“I am surprised I am allowed to be alone with you. A man of your status.”
---Ilya Rozanov fled to Canada as a rainbow refugee after his brother outed him. He ends up in Regina, Saskatchewan but he desperately wants to get to Toronto to start building a new life. When he hears that the powerful Hollander organized crime family is passing through, he jumps on the chance to try and get a job with them.
What Ilya didn't expect was to feel an immediate spark with Shane Hollander, crime boss. It's a dangerous game to play, since one wrong move could mean his life. Shane wants his help eroding Russian power in Toronto and reclaiming lost territory.
Ilya needs the job, but he might need Shane more.
And Shane is hiding secrets of his own
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Shane is a crime boss, Ilya is his bodyguard. If this sounds like Shane has all the power, you're underestimating his degree of down-badness.Series
Bookmarked by lousy_science
05 Apr 2026
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it's hard to do these things alone by electrumqueen for aliassmith
Fandoms: Fast and the Furious Series
23 Dec 2013
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Brian doesn't lie to cars. He doesn't lie to Dom either, but that's a newer development.
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Bookmarked by lousy_science
23 Nov 2023