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The Letters Written (And All the Things We Can't Say) by localdisaster
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Jan 2026
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Astarion Ancunín is far from qualified to be running an advice column, he told his boss as much. His life is a fucking mess. He is estranged from his family, if he could even call them that. He has exactly two friendships and he had to be bullied into both of them. He’s never been in a relationship, let alone love. He should not be in charge here.
But he is, and to his shock, no one has been clamoring for his resignation.
Gale Dekarios should be grateful. He is grateful. He’s an incredibly successful fantasy author. He has more wealth than he knows what to do with. He has a big house, a fast car, and an adoring cat. What more could he want?
A divorce is a good place to start.
He can figure out what it means to be happy again afterwards.
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Jett and Shadowheart make their way to reunion party. Minor chaos ensues when Jett proposes.
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- Part 3 of Durgeheart Week 2025
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Shadowheart wishes to leave the Our Lady of Loss Home for the Institutionally Insane. One night that wish comes true. Just not in the way she expected.
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- Part 2 of Durgeheart Week 2025
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Shadowheart overhears a conversation that she shouldn’t the night before Jett takes on Orin. She confronts them about it.
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- Part 1 of Durgeheart Week 2025
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Valentine's Day at the McBalduran's Drive-Thru by localdisaster
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Apr 2025
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Gale reaches over and wipes a smear of ketchup from the corner of his lips. Astarion’s breath hitches in his chest at the contact and it sends a tingle though his scalp. His grip tightens on his burger unbidden, a splotch of ketchup falls on his joggers.
“Messy eater, you are,” he teases. Gale’s thumb lingers at his lower lip a moment longer than it should, tracing his lip line reverently.
“Gale,” his voice already strained. Gale’s eyes flick up to meet his and then back down to his lips. What the fuck-
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- Part 1 of Stardust and Rocketman
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“Never felt the call of the divine, Astarion?”
“Oh, I tried them all. None of them answered.”In another roll of the great 20-sided die of destiny: a nautiloid still crashes, and out spills newly minted paladin Astarion Ancunín. A subsequent magical hole vomits a wizard. There’s goblins to deal with, tadpoles to remove, and… oh, right, the bizarre tension of a new favorite meeting the old.
Delightful.
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14 May 2025
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Being turned into a vampire destroyed Astarion’s film career as well as his faith in others. Now the only gig he can get is in a tacky production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express—Waterdeep’s hottest show on roller skates!
There, he meets the show’s nerdy train consultant, who has a few secrets of his own.
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18 Apr 2025
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Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns by chancecraz
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 Dec 2021
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Don't Look Back by acuteneurosis
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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Gale and Shadowheart witness what they think is Astarion's death during the battle of the Netherbrain.
What if it's not a death? What if life just...begins again?
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10 Apr 2025