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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "You a screamer, Lewis?" Clint tried to leer at her, but it came off a little more drunk puppy than Rico Suave.

    "Trust me, no one likes it when I scream."

    Darcy wished she was kidding.

     

     

    Or the one where Darcy's a banshee

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “Ready?” Bucky asks. She nods. “Okay. One, two—" Deep breath. “Three.” Exhale. Pain.

    “Christ on a cracker!”

    Bucky makes a sound in his throat, and Darcy realizes he’s trying not to laugh. She narrows her eyes at him, and he raises his hands in mock surrender before starting to clean the area around her nipple of any blood.

    “It’s just one of the more interesting things people have said when I’ve pierced them,” he says.

    “What’s it usually?” she asks.

    “Lots of ‘god damn it,’” he says. “Occasionally someone calls me an asshole. One guy I pierced a prince Albert on wished me a year of the flu.”

    “Well that’s a little extreme. He’s the one who asked to be stabbed in the dick,” she says.

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    Tattoo and piercing AU!

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    03 Jun 2026

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    these babies are so cute 😭🥹😭

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    AU in which Darcy Lewis does NOT study political science... but instead studies archaeology, is pretty freakin' good at it, meets a few Norse gods, makes some friends, finishes her thesis, and finds out her biological father is a superhero who wants to pay off all her student loans.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Exactly what it says on the tin
    (Prompt-Fic)

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    01 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ❤️❤️❤️