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    Shane moves into a new apartment.
    Shane has a noisy neighbor.
    Correction: Shane has a 6'3" noisy, rude, and annoyingly beautiful neighbor.

    Shane doesn't like noise.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    04 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the industry's most sought-after stylist and Ilya Rozanov is the fresh-faced model who becomes his ultimate obsession and muse.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.

    When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:

    World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.

    What?

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    14 Feb 2026

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    People joined yachting crews for the money and travel. People joined Below Deck because, in Shane’s case, they made regrettable decisions. However, there was one bright side to this reality TV show mess—the chef.

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    Shane and Ilya join the crew of Bravo’s Below Deck and are really gay about it

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    10 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    After being forced into an early retirement from the NHL due to debilitating mental health issues, Shane Hollander moves back to Ottawa in an attempt to rebuild his crumbling life. Two years later, at the age of 23, he's an ice rink manager and only slightly less miserable than before.
    Shane can never go back to the NHL, but he yearns to skate again. If he's going to play hockey for himself, he's going to have to confront his anxiety holding him down- and that might be a harder challenge than winning a Stanley Cup.
    And the cherry on top? He is in love with his obnoxious Russian assistant manager.

     

    ///Or Shane becomes an ice rink manager and falls in love with hockey all over again.

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    08 Feb 2026