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"If you ain't a brother or fucking a brother, get out!"
And, honestly, Oscar should leave. But he technically doesn't have to. Because he is fucking a brother.
Which is the problem.
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- Part 1 of things we didn't say yet
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22 Jan 2026
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How to Woo a Kitty in Five Steps or Less: A Comprehensive Guide by Oscat by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
07 Dec 2025
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Oscat has made up his mind.
He’s going to woo Lankitty to the best of his ability.
(But first, he needs to give his human a nice scratch… he can’t have Oscar thinking that he’s more than tolerable just because he brought the love of Oscat’s life home.)
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- Part 72 of CX's F1cs
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08 Dec 2025
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He’s a bit frantic when he asks, “why did the AC just stop?”
Oscar gets up to fiddle with it, “it says it’s still on, maybe it just got tired,” he jokes.
As he says it, Lando’s phone lights up, a city-wide notification reporting a cooling outage that may take a few hours to fix.
“This is my worst nightmare,” Lando groans, throwing his head back, reading the message out loud. He can’t help it, he may be world traveled, but he is a UK boy at heart. His body can’t handle this type of muggy heat.
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Lando and Oscar use each other to cool down during a heat wave.
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11 Nov 2025
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“I’m going to help you,” Lando declares. “You know I like to do a bit of photography myself. We’ll have ourselves a little mock photoshoot. Get you comfortable.”
The finality in Lando’s voice leaves Oscar no other choice but to nod in agreement.
Lando’s grin is blinding, getting up to head out. “It’s a date.”
With that, Lando’s out of sight, and Oscar tries his hardest to get him out of mind as well.
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Oscar signs with a modeling agency and gets an offer from Calvin Klein. He doesn't know how to pose in his underwear, so Lando teaches him.
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11 Nov 2025
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“Osc?”
Oscar’s head looks up from where it was previously resting on a throw pillow; they’re on a yacht of all places and Lando is staring down at him like he wants to eat him, like he wants to consume him whole, and leave just the bones of Oscar left on the plate.
“What, love?”
He watches Lando slightly melt, always so obsessed with pet names it makes him pliant and easy, it’s one of Oscar’s favorite things.
“What if—Okay. What if I tried topping like whenever you want, no pressure or anythin’ I just wanna—.”
Oscar shrugs, “Okay.” He’s not really assed with who does the fucking and who’s fucked.
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10 Nov 2025