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    Cliff Marlow is done with the homophobic dicks in Boston, so he heads to Ottawa. He learns just how much the Bears locker room sucked, and how amazing the Centaurs are.

    Or - Cliff Marlow gets traded to Ottawa and Ilya Rozanov better be ready to run it back

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Shane doesn't mean to say it, the first time. It's just that he's only been with women, he tells himself. It's just the way he hears the guys talk in the locker room. It's just the words he knows, the ones he defaults to in the moment of passion.

    Or, what happens when Shane's id has some ideas about new things to say in the bedroom and Ilya is 100% on board.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    At the club, Shane realises what he wants.

    So he follows it out the front door.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “The fuck are you wearing, Roz?” 

    Ilya jerked his head up and turned around. Cliff Marleau was staring at him with a puzzled expression.

    “A t-shirt, Marly,” Ilya said. “You’ve heard of them?” 

    “Why the fuck are you wearing a Metros shirt though?” Marleau crossed his arms across his chest. 

    What? 

    Ilya was about to retort, something about Marleau taking too many hits to the head, but when he glanced down, he was surprised, then horrified to see the red and blue Montreal Metros logo in the dead centre of his white shirt. 

    Shane’s white shirt. 

    Fuck.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Just… teach me the basics first,” he managed to get out as he leaned forward with his notebook, “you’ll, uh, find out. Eventually.”

    He used his finger to try to block out the messy scribble in the margins of the first page, flashing an awkward grin, and hoping to all the Gods, any Gods, that his handwriting was so ugly she couldn’t—

    “‘Will you marry me’?” Her loud scowl speared through his heart, and her eyebrows raised past the roof.

    where shane tries to learn russian so he could propose to ilya just like he so rightfully deserves 🩷

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    11 Jun 2026