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Deliver us from evil by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.
“Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”
Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”
“Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”
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AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!
The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.
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- Part 2 of Ave Maria
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01 Jul 2026
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“Okay, God, I don’t know, channel early-career Clark? You know, all bright-eyed and eager, and a total stranger to me. Back when I was just a hardass–“
“A badass.”
“–who didn’t get coffee with you until it was disguised as a way to get insider info for an exposé I was writing.”
“You want me to channel that Clark?”
She sighs, at a loss for other options. “Sure.”
“Okay. So how does Superman badly flirting with you put us in a less suspicious position?”
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24 Jun 2026
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The League of Extraordinary Coworkers by TheThirdChild
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
21 Aug 2025
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- Part 2 of Strictly Off the Record
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20 Jun 2026
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Seven Minutes in Heaven by Daily Planet Intern (My_LittleCorner)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), DCU
08 Sep 2025
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After accidentally seeing Clark leave a janitor’s closet — with a tie half done and his jacket over his arm, Lois is consumed by curiosity and by the stubborn need to find out what he’s doing in there.
Clois Week 2025 Day 1: Lois finding out he is Superman
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16 Jun 2026
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When Mr. Charles Bingley rode into Hertfordshire to acquaint himself with Netherfield Park it was on a purely accidental recommendation. Bingley was the sort of open, easy young man whom people would not scruple to share their opinions with, and the solicitor who took it upon himself to advocate for Netherfield could certainly not be blamed for seeing a very desirable tenant in him. Bingley was at that time not yet of age two years and unmarried, but he had the sort of good-humoured and generous character that must recommend him to almost anybody.
[A retelling of P&P from the perspectives of Fitzwilliam Darcy and Charles Bingley.]
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07 Jun 2026