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George is already having a pretty shitty year. His twin brother died, he was too depressed to open up their shop on his own, he was having a serious nightmare problem, and his relationship with some of his living family members was becoming increasingly strained by the day. Needless to say, his dead brother's ghost that only he could see was so not what he needed this week.
Or, the one where George Weasley struggles with object permanence for 90k words.
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30 Mar 2026
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Eren and Jean are angry pizza delivery boys. They fall in love.
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Bookmarked by lastwordsofass
01 Jan 2025
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"The second thing he noticed was Fred, kneeling next to an almost lifeless person slumped against the wall.
A person with red hair.
Ron.
“No.” George gasped.
He ran forward, crashing down on his knees next to his brothers. Fred was taking quick panicking breaths, his hand trembling inches from their brother’s unconscious form, too scared if he did anything he’d hurt him."
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ron doesn't escape the snatchers unharmed. fred and george find him, and they're pissed
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- Part 2 of break my heart universe
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Bookmarked by lastwordsofass
06 Aug 2023
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As the first dead Weasley sibling, Fred's job is to greet the rest as they come and join him in the afterlife.
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“Charlie?” he calls again. “I haven’t been cold for thirty years, let’s get on with it.”
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- Part 1 of all roads lead to somewhere
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06 Aug 2023
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world..."
George wanders into a bar. Nothing is ever the same.
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Bookmarked by lastwordsofass
13 Jan 2023