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"Weren't there any nice men in Montreal?" his dad asks, and Shane stops smiling, stops breathing.
"Yeah," he says. "There were." He wants to ask if there were any nice women at McGill, or any nice babies at the hospital. Ilya's hand is on Shane's thigh, thumb riding just on the edge of acceptable positioning for lunch with his parents. He squeezes. "But none of them were Ilya."
Shane meets a nice man in Montreal. It changes less than you'd think.
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At nineteen, Shane Hollander owned one dildo. Purple, it turned out, after seven increasingly wheedling texts.
your dildo - what color?
and how big?
I want to imagine right
send picture
or I can send new one that is best size for you - if you tell me color you like
don't worry, I will send one a little smaller than me - give you something for looking forward to
if you don't tell me I will maybe have to send every color
Ilya becomes overly invested in Shane Hollander's dildo.
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He blinks, imagining a world where there's an Oscar nominated film with actual, porn-level sex on screen. There is something interesting there. Something intriguing. "Yeah, definitely. But like, I mean there's probably a reason that the non-sex parts of porn are so bad, right? Like, it's a different skill set. It's hard enough to focus on character and expression during a sex scene when you're not also thinking about whether you're performing, and what your dick looks like, and if your dick's doing what the character's dick would."
Hudson shrugs, "Yeah." He looks like he's thinking for a minute, "Yeah. You can't divorce it, can't make choices. Physiologically. It's just always going to be the person, not the character."
Connor and Hudson talk about doing porn. Kind of.
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The pitch is—bad.
It's stupid and annoying and the worst thing is that she can see why it might be compelling. MLH has been playing up Shane and Rozanov's rivalry for eight years because they're increasingly exceptional players, and it's still a marketable rivalry.
Which irritates her because the rivalry isn't doing anything for Shane's brand at this point, and she's been working for years with Shane's publicist to try to shift the narrative. This year's All-Star Game had seemed like the exact thing to start shifting the needle, but every time she brings Rozanov up to Shane, he deflects in a way that makes it clear that he really does genuinely dislike the man. Which is a shame, because maybe if Hannah had been able to seed some pieces about their rivalry turning into something more like mutual respect, this goddamned porn movie about her son wouldn't be on her desk.
Yuna deals with a PR nightmare.
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To whom it may concern,
Your business manager thought you might be interested in an unconventional investment opportunity. Take a few minutes to peruse this deck on a project that I've been working on. I'm available for a call anytime between 10am and 2pm PST tomorrow.
lark_ral
CEO Birdwatchers StudioThe homoeroticism of hockey doesn't just hide, it burns. This feature-length explicit film—inspired by the greats of hockey and the fantasies of their fans—will light gay men's libidos on fire.
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Dangerverse by lark_ral
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american motor over smoldered field by garagepaperback
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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The play is very, very obvious. Ilya has spent most of his life wanting to be away from it, and to do that, you need a lot of money. The man in front of him has a lot of money, and better yet, a deep appreciation for the muscles that make up Ilya’s stomach. Ilya wishes he had the texts in hand, thick, soft pieces to feed back into his frowning mouth. Remember? When you said: I like you so much, and god I feel crazy and Fuck me, fuck me harder, more, god you feel so big, so good. I can feel you—please, you’re going to make me come. Please can I come. Please, Ilya.
Always, they beg. Ilya is happier than he thought possible to fit in one body.
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or: Catfish au.
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Tied for Third by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Vincent Lemaire has been the best player on every team he's ever been on, so it makes sense when he's nominated for Rookie of the Year. Ethan Korogyi has been winning national championships since he was twelve years old, so it's only logical that he goes third in the draft overall.
But those achievements don't really matter. They don't mean anything when they are perpetually behind Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.
At least they have each other. That's something Rozanov and Hollander will never understand.
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18 Jun 2026
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The third pick & rookie of the year runner up fic of my DREAMS
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thread on your shirt (coming undone) by probablylily for totheverge
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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"I— What?"
"It's my pussy, Hollander," Rozanov says, drawing out Shane's name. He leans back onto the pillows, keeps his legs open shamelessly. Shane can't tear his eyes away.
Because it is a pussy. Sitting pink between Rozanov's legs like it's been there the whole time. Like he's never had anything else.
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Shane wants Ilya to fuck him. There's only one problem: it's Ilya's birthday.
Bookmarked by lark_ral
16 Jun 2026
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Ilya gets a birthday pussy and Lily creates the scenario needed to convince me Shane would fuck him.
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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14 Jun 2026
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Who Shane grows to be without Ilya to lean into, then. Enter Ilya.
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Ilya tests the limits of domestic bliss.
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