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  1. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov always knew that Shane Hollander carried the Montreal Metros on his shoulders, but when the whole world gets to see the same thing, the game changes.
    And having to watch his boyfriend exhaust himself playing practically alone while his teammates ignore him makes anger bubble in Ilya's chest.
    But it's at his own press conference that things... heat up.

    OR,
    Ilya's POV interview after the Centaurs' victory and Shane's stumble, in which the author continues to rant about the Montreal Metros/Voyageurs being assholes.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Violence typically solves nothing, except, on the rare and necessary occasions, it solves everything.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Keeping secrets is hard, keeping a marriage a secret? Even harder. Ilya and Shane want to lead the Centaurs to the playoffs and win the cup, so they are trying to keep their quicky city hall marriage a secret from everybody, for now. They do an okay job of that. Actually not good, probably bad.

    A 5+1

    The 5 times they did okay, not good.
    + 1 probably bad time.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 48

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    During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, it’s 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the bar’s Facebook page.

    Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests it’s time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break – of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her baby’s life at any moment unattended – makes her stomach churn.

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    27 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 31

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    “We haven’t had sex in…” Shane pauses, does the mental math to get from yesterday morning to right now, and comes up with “thirty-six hours.”

    Ilya blinks. Once, twice, like he needs it to check Shane’s math and wrap his head around the stupidly broad smile on his boyfriend’s face.

    “Hollander,” he eventually bites out. “Blyat. Why the fuck do you say this like it’s good thing?”

    Or; a soft little cottage interlude.

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    27 Jun 2026