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    Caleb has to replace the hidden camera he put in your room. You come home and catch him.
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    “Caleb!” you yelled, “What the fuck are you doing in my bedroom?”

    “Language, Pip-squeak!” Caleb scolded.

    You rolled your eyes as you put your gun back in its holster. Your eyes fell to the potted plant on the floor, and you squatted down to pick it up. The fake plant had fallen out, revealing the little camera inside. You inhaled sharply through your nose, holding the camera up to Caleb as you stood again.

    “You think you can just do things like this and get away with it because you’re a Colonel now?” You yelled into Caleb’s face.

    “Oh Meimei, you think this is the first time?” He laughed darkly. “I’ve always been like this. You’ve always been mine to keep watch over."

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    (This is a fusion of the Love and Deepspace and K-Pop Demon Hunters universes.)

    Everything Caleb has ever done since they met was to protect her, to make her happy. He lives for her. Caleb is her protector, her partner-in-crime, and the one person who always understands the parts of her she has to hide. They are each other's everything.

    Then the explosion separates them.

    Caleb stays away to protect her. Fate and his own desires keep him in her orbit. Her gravity has always been stronger than his, after all.

    And the deal he makes to keep her safe could be the one thing that damns them both.

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    3/?
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    8
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    After Amaya Lavellan drinks from the Well of Sorrows, Abelas takes her away to another abandoned temple of Mythal to ensure that the knowledge of the Well is not squandered. He subjects her to the strict training that priests of Mythal underwent before partaking in the vir'abelsan. Amaya is resistant at first, but after experiencing side effects from the Well and being unable to use the knowledge she received, she becomes more willing to work with Abelas.

    His training is hard and draining and he's mostly cold and distant, but Amaya learns to trust Abelas and eventually open up to him. She doesn't know how long the training will take, or what will happen if it's ever completed.

    Elvhen translations from Project Elvhen.

    (11/12/15: Now with gorgeous art! See Chapter 1)
    (2/3/16: Now with MORE amazing art! See Chapter 7)

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    20/?
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    389
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    The islands of Galahd have been closed off to visitors for the past two centuries, following a war with and separation from the nation of Lucis.

    You are a linguist and an anthropologist on a convoy to Galahd sent by King Regis himself. What you end up finding is much more than you'd ever expected or could have hoped for.

    Rated T for now--rating will likely go up to Explicit in later chapters.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1,051
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    This started off as a self-indulgent reader/self-insert Gladio one-shot, but it has gone much deeper than that. Soooo yeah.

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    10/?
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    Based on the following tumblr prompt and divided into sections:

    1/2 Have fun! 8D I'll just be here sending in an odd request. Do you know how when someone asks a person a question & they can't recall the answer right away but later something jogs their memory? So Iggy asks Prom about his favorite food but can't recall them until he has it/something close to it in different towns & then tells the guys about it/why it's his fav. The reader doesn't always travel with them and the cooking for Prom was between the age of 20 & as young as you want him to be.

    2/2 Thank you! Hopefully it sent this time. The food is what my guide says is his fav and the season is when the reader made it/tried to. Peppery Daggerquil Rice(Spring), Cup Noodles(Lol! Fall), Meldacio Meat Pie(Winter), and Spicey Long-Boned Rib Steak(Summer. Summer screams datey to me. Successful or failed.) Their actual relationship & cooking sucess is up to you. If this is too much for a request or you want to nreak them up,that's fine. I'll go for whatever you're fine with.

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    1/?
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    Honestly just filthy smut. My deepest fantasy put to words.

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    Hits:
    38,655
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    You want to have a baby. Cor Leonis does not.

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    20
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    4,091
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    For an anonymous request on tumblr:

    "Rough sex with Gladio is great, but if it possible to request sweet, passionate sex with Gladio? ;)"

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    Comments:
    6
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    148
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    15
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    4,093
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    From a couple of prompts I received on tumblr

    Sappy Prompts:

    13. “The way I feel when I’m with you…”

    16. “Why haven’t you kissed me yet?”

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    1,760
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    Nyx Ulric needs everyone to know what's his.

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    Another story that was supposed to be a smutty one-shot that will probably end up being a multichapter mess.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    2,839
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    Just a little idea I had on my tumblr, decided to post it here.

    nyxswaifu.tumblr.com

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    141
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,697
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    I saw a post on tumblr that said "Saturn" by Sleeping at Last is the perfect Sheith song, and I have to agree. It is the most heartbreakingly beautiful song I have ever heard and I had to write down my Sheith feels after listening to it 50 times.

    "Saturn" by Sleeping at Last, video with lyrics

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    415
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    My DA Fic Swap piece for LavellanLove! She wanted some post-Trespasser Solavellan fluff with her Inquisitor, Avira Lavellan.

    I hope this is to your liking...I may have gotten a little carried away.

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    Comments:
    5
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    19
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    1
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    Submitting for greyallison's Smut Fanfic Contest! The theme was "Celebration"!

    Sorry about the lame title--I forgot the deadline was tonight and I was rushing to finish this.

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    Comments:
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Cullen fic loosely (LOOSELY!!) based on the song "Is There Somewhere" by Halsey (Audio and lyrics here)

    Warden Mahariel (the Hero of Ferelden) comes to Skyhold to help figure out what is happening to the Wardens, where she is re-introduced to Commander Cullen.

    Mature rating for now, Explicit rating will apply in later chapters.

    There are some things that I won't put in the main tags because of spoilers, so I will put appropriate tags in the notes before each chapter if there is something that triggers you. 

    ***I'm also looking for a beta/someone to bounce ideas off of, if you're interested message me on tumblr: cullenswaifu.tumblr.com or leave a comment!***

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    21,218
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,195
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    Based on this DA KinkMeme prompt:
    "Fenris sometimes wakes up in screaming, terrible pain. He tries to hide it from Hawke for a long time because it seems like the kind of thing that would put a damper on their relationship. Don't care what kind of Hawke so long as he/she/they eventually find out, try to help, and are kind and loving about it."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    18
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    3,586
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    After the events at Therinfal Redoubt, Ser Delrin Barris finds himself working with the Inquisition. During his stay at Skyhold, he befriends Krem of the Bull's Chargers. Eventually Barris realizes he wants more.

    Based on this DA Kink-Meme prompt: http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/14591.html?thread=55094783#t55094783

    Submitting for Ser Delrin Barris and/or Krem in the Thedas' Most Bangable Collection/Challenge

    Series
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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,586
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    For Round 2 of the DA Ficswap! My partner revas-na-renan requested an Angst theme with Solas and either Varric, Cole, or Iron Bull (I chose Cole). Implied Solavellan.

    This has some end-game spoilers, though it takes place prior to the end of the game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    217

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