15 Bookmarks by knowledgeableFlorist
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Let’s be delusional together.
———————My eyes turned red briefly and the atmosphere became thick.
I approached him until our noses were almost touching.
“Do you want to play that game huh?” That would take an enormous toll on me yet, he didn’t need to know that. “Kneel.” I whispered “your Commander orders you, Alucard.”
He widened his eyes as his knees gave out and fell to the ground with a light thud. He didn’t think I would use that against him.
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14 Oct 2024
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blood money by sarahdrewthat
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021)
03 Nov 2024
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living in a rent-controlled apartment is great until payment is due and you’re jobless. Your landlord’s son allows you two weeks to find a job before he evicts you. You have one thing to hold over his head, but you need to blackmail him correctly, or the whole thing goes to shit.
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13 Oct 2024
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What if the messenger from Danesti had been someone else? What if they had survived? Perhaps a woman. Strong and determined with a gentle soul. What if Alucard had sensed this?
What if, indeed…
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13 Oct 2024
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you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.
is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.
wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!
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- English
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- 157,328
- Chapters:
- 39/40
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27 Jul 2023
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Dave Strider is known across the world as the youngest assassin. He rose to prominence at the age of seven, having (allegedly) killed his father. Now, as a new recruit for the International Contract Agency’s Federal Convict Exchange Program, he’s trading freedom for a badge he never wanted to earn.
Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas is one of the ICA’s most prolific handlers. His decade-long career spans multiple agents, but that doesn’t exempt him from bad assignments. Despite his protests, he’s been enlisted as the handler for the ICA’s newest and most infamous hitman.
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- English
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- 85,039
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- 38/?
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- 1
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- 163
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- 152
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- 34
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25 Jul 2023
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floridian meets his texan malewife (in his normal pissed off fashion) by slydroxide
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Jun 2023
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ughhhhhh high school stuck and humanstuck???
ive had this idea for so long and need to bring it into the world
everything is beta read by my dearest father say hi
update your least favorite child figured out how to format pesterlogs
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29 May 2023
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“You know, for all that you claim not to be an interior decorator, you have a lot of intense feelings about afghans and their hypothetical place on our couch.”
“Rose,” she sighs. “My dearest. The seed-bearing fruit of my ever adoring eye. Afghans have no place on our couch, hypothetical or not.”
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- Part 2 of The Language in Dimmer Rooms
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22 Mar 2023
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Local Nobody, Dave Strider, and International Hottie, Karkat Vantas, get themselves into some trouble at a party Dave was working at, and now the whole world thinks they're dating.
Karkat's manager has the genius decision to keep going with it, and now Dave is suddenly getting dragged into the spotlight.
What happens when the feelings become real and they start to learn about each other's dark past and secrets?
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- Part 1 of Blurred Lines In My Mind
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- English
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- 32/37
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16 Dec 2022
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The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.
Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.
Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.
Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.
If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...
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- English
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- 20/22
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01 Sep 2022
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An Alternate Universe is a fictional device wherein characters are taken from their 'canon' setting and placed into a different one, such as, say... a magical university.
Or: In which Karkat Vantas finally gets to leave his miserable life behind to attend the prestigious Salem University for magical studies. Finally he can make friends, learn things, hopefully work out just what species he is. And Karkat Vantas being who he is there might be a romance or two on the cards.
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- Part 1 of Alternate Universe(s)
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- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 4
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21 Jul 2022
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*Humanstuck high school AU*
You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.- Language:
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- 36/36
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- 493
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12 Jul 2022
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Karkat has had a shitty life and has had to bust his ass for everything he has. He has no patience for spoiled, delusional, lazy people and this is exactly what he thinks Dave Strider is. They get paired up together for a project in their college English class and when Karkat accidently learns that Dave is fighting to keep custody of his younger brother Dirk, he learns that he may have been completely wrong about Dave and shouldn't have judged a book by it's cover. A story of two damaged boys coming to each others rescue and growing as people. <3
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- Part 1 of Covers
- Language:
- English
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- 136,612
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- 28/28
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- 1
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10 Jul 2022
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Karkat and his family move to a small town where he doesn't know anyone. Struggling to fit in and missing his city friends, Karkat is given three months to survive in this godawful town. He feels out of place and alone. That is until a lone crow stumbles into his life.
Not to mention that this Dave kid and his group of so called "Cool-Kids" are acting strange, but the town is even weirder. Karkat feels like there is a shadow of mystery engulfing this quant small town. And why does everyone make a big deal about leaving?
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23 Mar 2022
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Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!
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- English
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- 339,587
- Chapters:
- 76/90
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23 Mar 2022
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Dear parents, students, and faculty of Alternia High School,
We regret to inform you that this year the school did not get enough enrolments, because of this there are not enough students for the size of the building and it has put the school board in a terrible financial state. There are not enough funds to pay teachers, janitors, or lunch ladies. The school would be in utter shambles if it were to open this coming September.
However, to rectify the situation the school board has decided to close down the school. The students who attended will be relocated to another school within the school board depending on where they live. Your child will be getting a letter addressed to them in the mail as late as August 20th to inform them of which school they will be attending this fall.
We are very disappointed that it had to come to this but the faculty of AHS wishes all the students the best of luck in their new schools.
Prospit District School Board
{𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖚𝖊𝖉 𝖌𝖔 𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 9 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖔}
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22 Mar 2022