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    “They wanna ask you to step in!”
    “Step in where?”
    “As a guest co-commentator for the game against the Admirals!”
    “What?” Ilya looked over at Shane again as he parked the car in front of their apartment. Shane was basically jumping up and down in his seat. “They do know I'd shit talk like … all of them? For, like, the entire game?”
    “I think that's kinda the point, babe,” Shane grinned and leaned over to kiss Ilya on the cheek. “You'd be a spectacular hockey commentator!”

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    After his retirement Ilya gets the chance to become a co-commentator for a Centaurs vs Admirals game. He shit talks the entire time.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    @shaneholender
    imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline

    @therealilyarozanov
    Responding to @shaneholender
    1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
    2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first

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    Harris (Chiron’s papa)
    Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!
     

    (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    When Ilya is injured and can't play in the All Star game with Shane, he realizes he finally has the opportunity to fulfill a long-held fantasy.

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    Ilya pulls a Rose Landry, horniness ensues.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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    09 Jul 2026

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    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

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    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    08 Jul 2026