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    There’s an art to counseling people who could obliterate you with a stray thought. It’s called “surviving despite being the weakest person in the room while somehow convincing these apex predators to talk about their feelings.”

    Gojo claims you’re the best at it. You suspect that’s only because everyone else was sane enough to pick a different career.

    In other words, you’re a clinical psychologist in charge of making sure these emotionally constipated sorcerers don’t spontaneously combust, either from repressed trauma or from trying to kill each other over the last cup of coffee.

    At least, you have good health insurance. You certainly need it.

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    It's the mid 70's, Standford Pines is in the thick of his study of Gravity Fall's anomalies when he happens across a seemingly feral woman living deep in the woods. She's certainly not a woman of science but she seems to have a pretty friendly relationship with some of the local cryptids, so maybe she can be of some help to his studies? Maybe they're both in desperate need of some human interactions??
    Maybe she ends up being everything he needs to stroke his ego. She's got a bit of a wild streak, but it's nothing that can't be fixed.

    Hopefully nobody shows up 30 chapters in and basically saves her from a deteriorating mad man and his little demon side-piece

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    22 Jan 2026