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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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29 Mar 2026
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The summer after first year, Hermione Granger’s parents meet Harry Potter and realize something is deeply wrong.
What follows is not a rescue fantasy, but a reckoning: with institutions that failed, with the limits of protection, and with what it means to raise children in a world that never intended to keep them safe.
Canon divergence beginning in Year Two. Multi-year AU.
Year 2: Chapters 1-29 (COMPLETE)
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28 Mar 2026
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"Hermione? What kinda name is that? Ugh, I got a girl, bloody hell. Harry trade me." Harry hadn't even had a chance to open the scroll that had been placed in front of him before it was snatched up, and another thrown in his face. - A story told in letters.
Harry/Hermione, cute and fluffy, with just a tiny bit of drama. Super tiny.
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18 Mar 2026
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Just adorable. I can't wait for the to meet and to see how their shared Remus connection plays out.
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The Fat Lady is a Gryffindor, a guard, and a gifted soprano. But above all, the Fat Lady is a romantic. A Sixth Year fic inspired by a prompt and written for Harmony and Co.'s Hermione's Birthday Challenge. [One-Shot]
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Bookmarked by kamelcase
08 Mar 2026
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Silly bet on H&H getting together w/ Ron reveal