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    Neither Can Live While the Other is High by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    28 Jan 2021

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    Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”

    Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.

    Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    The Boy Who Lived (and Laughed It Off) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Feb 2026

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    Harry squints, picks up a random stick, and scoffs.

    “What, so if I say avada kedavra with enough confidence, something’s supposed to happen?”

    Something happens.

    In a modern AU where the Dursleys are loving, protective, and very successful at keeping magic out of Harry’s life, Harry grows up spoiled, safe, and proudly a Dursley, along with Dudley, who is not only his cousin but his closest friend.

    Unfortunately for everyone involved, Tom badly underestimates what happens when an unimpressed eleven-year-old stops taking him seriously.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    PHM sketches/art by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    06 May 2026

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    Decided to make this it's own thing because I'm pretty sure you guys don't want 600+ chapters of art from a completely different fandom or all the other stuff that comes with that work.

    So these are just from my procreate sketch book. I do them as therapy somewhat, to keep myself sane... because I have grief and insomnia, and a bunch of other shit. Anyways... I might do one every few days or so

    Enjoy

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    08 Jun 2026

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    i'm not a freak, and i never will be by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    30 Nov 2025

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The Line is Drawn, the Change is Made by ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    06 Sep 2025

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    "You never should have had to come back here right after what happened. Certainly not alone. Really you never should have been abandoned here, to these people. It's taken us far too long to figure out how to help you, and for that I hope you can forgive us."

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    Sirius and Remus finally figure out how to get Harry away from the Dursleys, and they all have to navigate protecting the ones they love against Dumbledore's ideas of how a war is to be fought.

    (Currently set in Harry's 7th year. Completely written.)

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    07 Jun 2026