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    What do you do when your beautiful best friend you've guilty fantasized about offers to absolve you of your insecurity revolving around your many failed attempts at getting pussy? What if she follows her offer by admitting she's fantasized about you too? You do exactly what Frankie Iero does; you say yes.

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    31 May 2026

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    He made it to the bathroom and stood there leaning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Frank sells himself as a live-in housekeeper/boyfriend. Gerard is a vampire (and independently wealthy artist) with a deeply unhealthy blood addiction who could use a hand around the house now that Mikey is off at school. …Mostly there’s a lot of porn. And blood. And I do believe in happy endings.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “Like, I’m not a theater person. I don’t know the etiquette and I think schmoozing is really stupid. I don’t wanna stroke your ego. But this job is keeping your shit organized and on time, right? I can do that. I can do the job, I just can’t be your fan. And, uh, I don’t think you’re used to that. No offense.”

    Frank is, without a doubt, the most unpredictable person that’s been in Gerard’s orbit in years. For starters, he just said “shit” during a job interview.

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    or: Successful playwright and director Gerard Way is in desperate need of an assistant to help him keep all of his plates spinning in the six months before his newest play premieres. He expects someone polished, someone who knows the theater world, someone who knows who he is. Instead, he gets Frank Iero, a 23 year old punk with a couple of failed dreams and a knack for scheduling. He's abrasive, sarcastic, and refuses to engage with Gerard's work.

    He's exactly what Gerard needs.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “Everything’s connected," Gerard says. "It isn’t just art history. Art is history. Art is culture. Without the crucial backbones, it all disappears. So when one timeline gets messed up—” He looks despairingly up at the ceiling. "—it all goes down."

    For all those times you thought, you know what Bandom is really missing? Time travel, arson, and art history.

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    30 Mar 2026