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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.

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    Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 40

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    YOU MUST BE 18+ TO PURCHASE. YOU MUST OUTLINE YOUR WISH EXACTLY AND PRECISELY, OR THERE MAY BE DRASTIC CONSEQUENCES. THIS SERVICE DOES NOT REPLACE PROFESSIONAL, MEDICAL, FINANCIAL, LEGAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVICE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

    OR, Hudson Williams contacts an Etsy witch, and he gets fucked about it.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Harris has a great idea: make the team do Instagram Lives to connect with fans. What could possibly go wrong?

    Everything. Everything could go wrong.

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