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    Just a collection of one-shots, chronicling the romance between Charlie Weasley and Hermione Granger after the end of the Second Wizarding War.

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    Harwin. Not exactly a common name, but there’s a tinge of familiarity to it that she can’t manage to place. She knows a Harwin, doesn’t she? Knows a Harwin in the way that wealthy people always know someone, knows of a Harwin, has met a Harwin in passing once or twice, has heard his name mentioned briefly in polite conversation. She knows a Harwin in the same way she knows a Sabitha, an Oscar, a Jeyne. Distantly, vaguely, impersonally.

    Not this Harwin, no doubt. Not a KLU wrestler who lives in a fraternity house.

    (And this Harwin—she doesn’t think about him much. Not much, although that might, perhaps, depend on your definition of the word.)

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    26 Sep 2022

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    it's tim time: okay so I’ve been thinking

    sasha! at the disco: was it hard?

    it's tim time: stfu sasha this is serious

    Or, an alternate universe where nothing bad happens because they have a group chat and so they communicate. And pine desperately for each other. And pull pranks on Elias. And light things on fire. And send memes. You know, normal human group chat stuff.

    Title from Alphabet Boy by Melanie Martinez

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    19 Jul 2022

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    (Minor) SPOILERS FOR MAG 161!!!

    Jon gets replaced by the Not!Them. Life goes on.

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    19 Jul 2022

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    She brings a hand to her mouth, sucks on her thumbnail. The cuff of Eddie’s shirt droops over her hand, plaid and worn-down soft and it smells like deep fry and his leather jacket.

    “Well, I wouldn’t—I mean, I don’t want to eat your lunch.”

    “No sweat, Cunningham, I got this for you.”

    She blinks. “You did?”

    He smiles. Of course he does. And, gosh, does Eddie Munson have the prettiest smile; she thinks she’d do just about anything he asked, so long as he was smiling at her like that.

    Like that. Like there’s nothing else to look at but her, and she’s all he needs.

    (Eddie plies Chrissy with illicit fast food in the woods behind Hawkins High.)

    (title from “hey juliet,” by LMNT - cover by tufts beelzebubs)

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    07 Jul 2022

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    Eddie shifts in his seat, drums his fingers against the table. “Look,” he says, “I have this policy where I don’t pry, but it’s just that like, you’re Chrissy Cunningham, you know? Total goody two shoes. And if you want something stronger, I’ll help you, I swear, just…” He pauses again. “Have you tried taking the edge off the old-fashioned way?”

    It takes an embarrassingly long moment for her to get it, but when she does, she can feel herself blushing, furious and blotchy all the way up to the roots of her hair.

    “Oh,” she squeaks out. “You mean like— like? Sex?”

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    07 Jul 2022